Randy Akers
@ragtsc.bsky.social
Sarcasm enthusiast. Follows/reposts/likes ≠ endorsements. Opinions are my own.
Wow, who could have ever seen this coming?
October 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wow, who could have ever seen this coming?
I usually consider myself to be pretty knowledgeable about current Internet trends & memes. But then I read the sentence "the 24 karat labubu lady made a racially motivated labubu and has been cancelled," and I instantly feel the urge to yell at some kids to get off my lawn or something.
August 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I usually consider myself to be pretty knowledgeable about current Internet trends & memes. But then I read the sentence "the 24 karat labubu lady made a racially motivated labubu and has been cancelled," and I instantly feel the urge to yell at some kids to get off my lawn or something.
I found out that "The Tiny Chef Show" existed at the same time I found out it had been cancelled. If the show is half as impactful as the video announcing its cancellation, I can't imagine why it was cancelled. #JusticeForTinyChef
Tiny Chef needs your help
YouTube video by The Tiny Chef Show
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June 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I found out that "The Tiny Chef Show" existed at the same time I found out it had been cancelled. If the show is half as impactful as the video announcing its cancellation, I can't imagine why it was cancelled. #JusticeForTinyChef
I was so excited by the trailer for Tron Ares until it got to this part. That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I was so excited by the trailer for Tron Ares until it got to this part. That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
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Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
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I'm invested in this Cory Booker thing for the sheer joy of watching that old racist fuck Strom Thurmond get dustbinned by history as he so richly deserves
April 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm invested in this Cory Booker thing for the sheer joy of watching that old racist fuck Strom Thurmond get dustbinned by history as he so richly deserves
Subtle product placement at the bookstore tonight.
February 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Subtle product placement at the bookstore tonight.
One big reason I love being in charge of the music for work events is that, every now and then, I can sneak in something like this and nobody is the wiser. #Zelda #Jazz
Zelda & Jazz II
The Deku Trio · Album · 2024 · 18 songs
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February 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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So...no cheaper eggs, then? www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/f...
Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells | CNN Business
The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders.
www.cnn.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So...no cheaper eggs, then? www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/f...
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Not the banner you want seeing over this article from … checks notes … 8 days ago
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not the banner you want seeing over this article from … checks notes … 8 days ago
Man, they move quick!
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Man, they move quick!
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When you get booed out of the building so badly Netflix has no choice but to acknowledge it in the subtitles
![A screenshot from WWE's Monday Night Raw that shows Hulk Hogan, a retired professional wrestler wearing a red bandana, yellow sunglasses, and a black T-shirt that reads "Real American Beer." A subtitle above Hogan's head reads "[CROWD BOOING]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fkqx5kc52chzdlhqkmtyfxc5/bafkreihoh7zgc576rpvt2gcr22n4vm3v446753jpeaf4njskle6qi56fda@jpeg)
January 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When you get booed out of the building so badly Netflix has no choice but to acknowledge it in the subtitles
Dear @dropboxofficial.bsky.social - my "files are about to stop syncing" for what seems like the last five years now. These emails alleging that I'm somehow going to lose access to my files are misleading, because my files are still there. Stop trying to sell upgraded plans by tricking people.
December 10, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Dear @dropboxofficial.bsky.social - my "files are about to stop syncing" for what seems like the last five years now. These emails alleging that I'm somehow going to lose access to my files are misleading, because my files are still there. Stop trying to sell upgraded plans by tricking people.
Lost #Whamageddon on Day 1 yesterday. I feel like such a failure.
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Lost #Whamageddon on Day 1 yesterday. I feel like such a failure.
The 1998 "Godzilla" movie should be subtitled "The Bad One," so I don't waste 3 seconds of my life expanding a TV guide listing just to find out that it's this abomination.
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The 1998 "Godzilla" movie should be subtitled "The Bad One," so I don't waste 3 seconds of my life expanding a TV guide listing just to find out that it's this abomination.
Wanted: a vegetable that my two year old will actually eat. 😩
a man in a suit and tie is eating broccoli from a person 's hand .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is eating broccoli from a person 's hand .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Wanted: a vegetable that my two year old will actually eat. 😩
My wife picked up "Love in the Library" by @maggietokudahall.bsky.social at @yallfest.bsky.social this weekend, so it seemed like a good time to also grab "My Lost Freedom" by @georgetakei.bsky.social since it had been on my wish list for some time.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
My wife picked up "Love in the Library" by @maggietokudahall.bsky.social at @yallfest.bsky.social this weekend, so it seemed like a good time to also grab "My Lost Freedom" by @georgetakei.bsky.social since it had been on my wish list for some time.
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I'm not a fan of boxing. Don't care at all for UFC. But, man, am I rooting for Jake Paul to get KTFO tonight. 🙏
November 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I'm not a fan of boxing. Don't care at all for UFC. But, man, am I rooting for Jake Paul to get KTFO tonight. 🙏
Alright, what's up, BlueSky? How we feeling over here?
a husky dog is looking through a cat door with the words vibe check written on the bottom
ALT: a husky dog is looking through a cat door with the words vibe check written on the bottom
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November 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Alright, what's up, BlueSky? How we feeling over here?
The bird is no more, it has ceased to be. So, thanks to a good friend, here I am!
August 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
The bird is no more, it has ceased to be. So, thanks to a good friend, here I am!