America …..
Your “check president” light is on.

She's a fragrant woman. Startling arms. Hands that can kill at 20 paces. Likes horses.

If you like my stupid posts, be sure to like my art. I'm an artist who does commission work so if you're interested, dm me

He's a tall man. Legs like a badger. Firm buttocks. Smells of oranges.

If you tell a bad joke and people cringe or groan, make sure to fully savor their pain and hatred by then explaining it to them

She was electrifying, like a downed transmission line.

So my car thinks it's spring. It's blowing cold air from the A/C and it's 0C outside? It's set to 20C inside. I hate technology.

(That's 32F and 68F for those that don't speak ISO. 273.15K and 293.15K for those that do)

He was a striking man. Hair like a lion's mane. Portly. Teeth like an ox.

She was a handsome woman. Good teeth. Robust. Like a horse.

This 2025 thing. How long does it go on for and do I have to attend all of it? Can I sneak out the back early, I've got other things to do.

It was Saint Lucia's 45th Independence Day this week. In the fashion of reddit's beerwithaview sub, here's a cool one for you all.

@knilirabaj.bsky.social Any of these, but in sandwich form. veggiedesserts.com/chip-butty/