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Rachel H 🏳️‍⚧️
@rachelheseltine.com
VP of SEO at <major media company>
Keynote speaker
VA based expat from TERF Island
Whovian
ENM - non-hierarchical, Demi, lesbian, polysaturated
HRT - 6/23/2021
My views are my views, not those of anyone who regularly deposits money in my bank account
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Me? A lesbian? What gave it away? 😝
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
@bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social and I have had such a glorious time in Toronto with our amazing partner @thatraver.bsky.social despite the cold, and the record snowfall on Sunday 💋💖♥️
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Heading out to see The Birthday Massacre, and Lord of the Lost with @comradeyurika.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM
People were surprised at my surprise wedding to @bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social 🎉
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
A surprise wedding? Tonight?

Yep! Just don't tell any of the guests who think it's a birthday party 🤫🎉
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
There's a chance, just a chance, that these weren't the best shoes to wear for dancing at an EDM show
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Nope, that wasn't embarrassing at all... At the hairdressers, I stood up, the zip on my skirt had apparently undone itself, and the whole skirt hit the floor...

My hairdresser: "I guess you picked up a few things from the burlesque show you went to on Wednesday" 😝
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Happy new year! 🎊
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Heading out to the local Trans Family Dinner December edition. A lovely local community event that benefits the local Pride Pantry food bank
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've been lax about posting here lately, so here are last night and tonight's goth night 'fits
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When the dress perfectly showcases your body art
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Tonight's Goth night 'fit
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Karaoke night 'fit
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Who knew that Toronto had their own Ghostbusters?
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Rachel H 🏳️‍⚧️
ChatGPT doesn’t have access to Google’s search data. It can’t tell you real search volumes. It can’t analyse actual ranking difficulty. It can’t crawl your website to find technical issues. It can’t show you your competitors’ backlink profiles.
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Reposted by Rachel H 🏳️‍⚧️
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm speaking this afternoon at the virtual News and Editorial SEO Summit about SEO careers in today's AI world
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Take the estrogen! It works!
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ended up going to a crimewave rave with @comradeyurika.bsky.social last night. Much fun was had by all (although I did avoid the mosh pit)
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So... Yeah... There was an incident... @bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social has erm... Gone to a farm upstate where fae can play with other bunnies. Nope, I have no idea what happened... It's a complete mystery 😈

(Goth night costumes)
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My circle of love - all 4 of my wonderful partners

@bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social ♥️
@transjesster.bsky.social 💕
@thatraver.bsky.social 💖
@comradeyurika.bsky.social 💜
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Karaoke tonight, with @bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social & @comradeyurika.bsky.social

A friend ( @ladyrosexiii.bsky.social ) gifted me this dress last year, I think it works!
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I pinch myself daily, unsure of how I managed to somehow get 4 wonderful, gorgeous girlfriends. It's gotta be a simulation

I'm on a date with @transjesster.bsky.social tonight
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

-octopus
-what lies beneath
-I'm gonna be (500 miles)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

-anything from Applebees
-ET: the Extraterrestrial
-“Beverly Hills”; thats when Weezer lost me for a good long while, and I will not voluntarily listen to this song ever again
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

- Sauerkraut
- Ishtar
- Right Here, Right Now
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM