rachel clark
@rachelclark.co
dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.
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first bills postseason away win in my literal lifetime let’s fucking go
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
first bills postseason away win in my literal lifetime let’s fucking go
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Time to post my favorite meme of all-time.
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Time to post my favorite meme of all-time.
possibly more obsessed w the woman carrying a chanel flap in … ivy & coney
obsessed w the woman carrying an hermès evelyne in … ivy & coney
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
possibly more obsessed w the woman carrying a chanel flap in … ivy & coney
i both respect and fear the woman who was just introduced at tonight’s washington wizards game as an 18-year season ticket holder
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
i both respect and fear the woman who was just introduced at tonight’s washington wizards game as an 18-year season ticket holder
whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier
and yet
and yet
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier
and yet
and yet
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The Bills have 21 points, the Jets have 29 yards
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The Bills have 21 points, the Jets have 29 yards
must be one of the dumbest TDs of the season
absolute scenes
absolute scenes
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
must be one of the dumbest TDs of the season
absolute scenes
absolute scenes
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i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live
always love confused men taking off their hats when someone starts singing god bless america at a sporting event
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
always love confused men taking off their hats when someone starts singing god bless america at a sporting event
anyway, farewell 2025, a year of horrors but at least a year when i got to spend a month dissociating in europe
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
anyway, farewell 2025, a year of horrors but at least a year when i got to spend a month dissociating in europe
did we uh know there were going to be fireworks at midnight in dc
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
did we uh know there were going to be fireworks at midnight in dc
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Tomorrow’s headline:
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tomorrow’s headline:
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Worst first quarter numbers I’ve ever seen, and I regularly watch the Washington Wizards
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Worst first quarter numbers I’ve ever seen, and I regularly watch the Washington Wizards
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a penny for kate mckinnon's thoughts right now
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
a penny for kate mckinnon's thoughts right now
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logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
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New Forbidden Course at Bari Weiss’s University of Austin: watching bootleg copies of 60 Minutes smuggled in from Canada
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
New Forbidden Course at Bari Weiss’s University of Austin: watching bootleg copies of 60 Minutes smuggled in from Canada
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THE VENGABUS IS COMING
AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING
THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE
IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING
THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE
IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
October 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
THE VENGABUS IS COMING
AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING
THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE
IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING
THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE
IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
having seen my beloved but Not Great stony brook seawolves take JMU to overtime as recently as 2019 makes this game extra silly
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
having seen my beloved but Not Great stony brook seawolves take JMU to overtime as recently as 2019 makes this game extra silly
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
billions and billions and trillions and trillions and numbers SO HIGH they are NOT EVEN TO BE MENTIONED
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
billions and billions and trillions and trillions and numbers SO HIGH they are NOT EVEN TO BE MENTIONED