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rachel clark
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dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.
Pinned
the grind never stops 😤💪
first bills postseason away win in my literal lifetime let’s fucking go
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Time to post my favorite meme of all-time.
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
possibly more obsessed w the woman carrying a chanel flap in … ivy & coney
obsessed w the woman carrying an hermès evelyne in … ivy & coney
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i both respect and fear the woman who was just introduced at tonight’s washington wizards game as an 18-year season ticket holder
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier

and yet
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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GABE DAVIS
December 24, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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The Bills have 21 points, the Jets have 29 yards
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
must be one of the dumbest TDs of the season

absolute scenes
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
trubisky time
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
always love confused men taking off their hats when someone starts singing god bless america at a sporting event
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
anyway, farewell 2025, a year of horrors but at least a year when i got to spend a month dissociating in europe
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
did we uh know there were going to be fireworks at midnight in dc
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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Tomorrow’s headline:
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Worst first quarter numbers I’ve ever seen, and I regularly watch the Washington Wizards
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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a penny for kate mckinnon's thoughts right now
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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New Forbidden Course at Bari Weiss’s University of Austin: watching bootleg copies of 60 Minutes smuggled in from Canada
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Josh Allen:
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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THE VENGABUS IS COMING
AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING
THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE
IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
October 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
having seen my beloved but Not Great stony brook seawolves take JMU to overtime as recently as 2019 makes this game extra silly
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
billions and billions and trillions and trillions and numbers SO HIGH they are NOT EVEN TO BE MENTIONED
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM