rachel clark
@rachelclark.co
dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.
doordash has made some potentially apt inferences w/r/t my searches for late(?) night taco bell delivery options
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
doordash has made some potentially apt inferences w/r/t my searches for late(?) night taco bell delivery options
chuck schumer is that you
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
chuck schumer is that you
unbelievably thrilled that john oliver did a segment finally explaining what the fuck i was watching in my hotel in milan last month while dissociating after rolling up at midnight with my luggage still in madrid
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
unbelievably thrilled that john oliver did a segment finally explaining what the fuck i was watching in my hotel in milan last month while dissociating after rolling up at midnight with my luggage still in madrid
fascinating action in baltimore today
September 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
fascinating action in baltimore today
the only current event i am currently aware of is the release of the third and final downton abbey motion picture at alamo drafthouse
September 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the only current event i am currently aware of is the release of the third and final downton abbey motion picture at alamo drafthouse
today in content warnings from our friend mark zuckerberg and the folks at meta
August 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
today in content warnings from our friend mark zuckerberg and the folks at meta
“would you like a beetroot amuse bouche?”
you’re goddamn right i would
you’re goddamn right i would
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“would you like a beetroot amuse bouche?”
you’re goddamn right i would
you’re goddamn right i would
love to try to check into my british airways flight, be asked to provide my address in the US, and be provided with a dropdown list of states that does not include the district of columbia
did retrocession happen in the last three and a half weeks
did retrocession happen in the last three and a half weeks
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
love to try to check into my british airways flight, be asked to provide my address in the US, and be provided with a dropdown list of states that does not include the district of columbia
did retrocession happen in the last three and a half weeks
did retrocession happen in the last three and a half weeks
learning that the time it took from the beginning of construction until the duomo in milan reached its full size is roughly equivalent to the entire existence of the united states of america is breaking my brain
August 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
learning that the time it took from the beginning of construction until the duomo in milan reached its full size is roughly equivalent to the entire existence of the united states of america is breaking my brain
joe biden’s influence………….
July 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
joe biden’s influence………….
realizing as the train pulls out of lagos that our three days here have been possibly the only ones in the last ten months that i haven’t sneezed(??)
hoping i can find a pcp who will diagnose me as a sickly victorian and prescribe generous doses of medically-required algarvian sea air
hoping i can find a pcp who will diagnose me as a sickly victorian and prescribe generous doses of medically-required algarvian sea air
July 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
realizing as the train pulls out of lagos that our three days here have been possibly the only ones in the last ten months that i haven’t sneezed(??)
hoping i can find a pcp who will diagnose me as a sickly victorian and prescribe generous doses of medically-required algarvian sea air
hoping i can find a pcp who will diagnose me as a sickly victorian and prescribe generous doses of medically-required algarvian sea air
officially at the stage of Vacation when i’ve forgotten what day it is (and almost missed a boat tour as a result)
📍lagos, algarve
📍lagos, algarve
July 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
officially at the stage of Vacation when i’ve forgotten what day it is (and almost missed a boat tour as a result)
📍lagos, algarve
📍lagos, algarve
nothing beats a royal air maroc holiday! right now you can upgrade for just $9,499,996 per person!! that’s $18,999,992 for a family of 2!!!
July 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
nothing beats a royal air maroc holiday! right now you can upgrade for just $9,499,996 per person!! that’s $18,999,992 for a family of 2!!!
top tier in-flight entertainment this morning
July 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
top tier in-flight entertainment this morning
love that aipac is advertising to my cat on instagram
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
love that aipac is advertising to my cat on instagram
the grind never stops 😤💪
June 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
the grind never stops 😤💪
finally, an exercise that’s relevant to real life
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
finally, an exercise that’s relevant to real life
thrilled that the millions of throwaway 30 rock bits occupying ~40% of my retrievable memory finally pulled their weight in learnedleague yesterday
#LL105
#LL105
June 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thrilled that the millions of throwaway 30 rock bits occupying ~40% of my retrievable memory finally pulled their weight in learnedleague yesterday
#LL105
#LL105
all-time great disambiguation
May 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
all-time great disambiguation
for a platform whose vibes have always been radioactive, it's remarkable how dire it's getting over on linkedin
April 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
for a platform whose vibes have always been radioactive, it's remarkable how dire it's getting over on linkedin
most ridiculous late comeback i’ve seen since baleba’s 90+2’ goal yesterday
April 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
most ridiculous late comeback i’ve seen since baleba’s 90+2’ goal yesterday