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Merrell
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Once more into the breach.
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Shout out to pasteurization too while we’re at it
Vaccines are great
November 15, 2024 at 1:01 AM
After spending copious amounts of time on social media over the years, I have one conclusion: we’re trying too hard.
September 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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As a morning person, it should be illegal how they force these decidedly non morning people out of bed way before they are ready and capable and force them to spend the first 2 hours of their day painfully shuffling forward like Frankenstein's monster learning to walk
August 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Rant: if you ask something of me, and I ask you when you need it by, and you don’t tell me, and then you tell me one day later that you need it the NEXT day, you are dead to me.
August 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Nature shows us that the whole purpose of the post menopausal female is to lead a group of unstoppable apex predators in the Salish Sea www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...
August 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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AUDRE LORDE DID NOT WRITE THERE IS NO HIERARCHY OF OPPRESSION SO PEOPLE COULD BE THIS LOUD AND THIS FUCKING WRONG ON AL GORE'S INTERNET.

IN VALEN'S NAME, DO THE GODDAMNED READING.
for posterity as a teaching moment about the importance of actually understanding intersectionality:
August 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Happiness is having a new pair of dance shoes out for delivery.
July 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Does anger burn excess calories?
June 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If I see another “hey, I’ve been afforded a level of power and influence due to something that was probably outside of my actual control so I’m going to tell you how to be JUST LIKE ME even though there is no reason to believe you or your life is anything like mine” book, I will vomit.
May 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Moreover, it is policy that serves to enable the suffering of millions of people with ADHD through perpetuating stimulant med shortages, gatekeeping diagnosis through public and provider opinion, and generally making our lives much harder than they need to be.

So fuck Boomberg for this.
April 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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The man in black fled across the desert, Charlie Brown, and the gunslinger followed.
April 15, 2024 at 12:36 AM
So, I was going to make a joke about a cartoon where ChatGPT is just hooked up to a bunch of monkeys typing. And then I remembered that it was trained on the Internet. Which was made … by a bunch of monkeys typing.
April 4, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Watching Slow Horses. Or, as I call it, River Runs Through It.
January 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
It’s been almost forty years, and I’m still sad that Goose is gone.
November 11, 2023 at 5:41 AM
what my dopamine receptors look like right now >>>🏜️
November 1, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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But anyway back to the point: US media tends to heavily insulate Americans from the direct human cost of their own policy decisions. They don't show us footage of children w their limbs blown off. Other media outlets have no such qualms. This is why the rest of the world is so much angrier right now
October 26, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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🚨I’m on the academic job market this year! Please send me all your tips and advice. And if anyone is looking to hire an interdisciplinary marine biologist interested in how animals sense and interact with their fluid environment please let me know!
August 11, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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In thirty years, the kids will ask us why we didn’t do enough for climate change, and we will have to say it was because a few thousand people who had more money than they could spend in a thousand lifetimes wanted more.
July 18, 2023 at 1:31 AM
@bsky.app Maybe your designers should take a look at this …. (Hint: how would YOU post if this was your screen?)
July 13, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Sometimes I get a surge of confidence and think, “Oh, the world’s not ready for this.”
July 13, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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alphabet: hi

me: :)

alphabet: jk

me: :(
July 12, 2023 at 8:31 PM