Mary Woodson 𓂀
@queenittybitty.bsky.social
STILL a retired, gold digger. Allegedly. My posts do not reflect the views of my employer. All blocks are transferable 🫶🏽
Everyone is on the other app talking about their football teams. Omg
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone is on the other app talking about their football teams. Omg
My kid is 17, today. My head been spinning all day long🥳🥳 😂😂😂
January 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My kid is 17, today. My head been spinning all day long🥳🥳 😂😂😂
Getting my first cert of 2025, next week
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January 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Getting my first cert of 2025, next week
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Eric Adams when he gets that Trump pardon
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Eric Adams when he gets that Trump pardon
Happy New Year. Y’all still over here being heathens?
January 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy New Year. Y’all still over here being heathens?
I just need my boss to thumbs up this Teams message so I can get in the bed 😪
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I just need my boss to thumbs up this Teams message so I can get in the bed 😪
Joseph really the stepdaddy blueprint
December 17, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Joseph really the stepdaddy blueprint
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you know what?!
if you're interested in hiring someone to host/facilitate career development workshops in 2025 (for middle school students all the way up through senior executives), HIRE ME!
send me an email at maxine@doublemcoaching.com, and we can chat!
if you're interested in hiring someone to host/facilitate career development workshops in 2025 (for middle school students all the way up through senior executives), HIRE ME!
send me an email at maxine@doublemcoaching.com, and we can chat!
December 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM
you know what?!
if you're interested in hiring someone to host/facilitate career development workshops in 2025 (for middle school students all the way up through senior executives), HIRE ME!
send me an email at maxine@doublemcoaching.com, and we can chat!
if you're interested in hiring someone to host/facilitate career development workshops in 2025 (for middle school students all the way up through senior executives), HIRE ME!
send me an email at maxine@doublemcoaching.com, and we can chat!
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Honestly, I want people to be afraid to say some stupid shit to me.
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Honestly, I want people to be afraid to say some stupid shit to me.
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Legit need $3k asap to get out of a hole. Thought about a GFM but people really do be nosy just because & still won’t donate $2.
I think we’ve been pretty transparent about how fucked up we are out here while rebuilding our lives so if you are in a position to help
CA: $shamjen, also have Venmo.
I think we’ve been pretty transparent about how fucked up we are out here while rebuilding our lives so if you are in a position to help
CA: $shamjen, also have Venmo.
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Legit need $3k asap to get out of a hole. Thought about a GFM but people really do be nosy just because & still won’t donate $2.
I think we’ve been pretty transparent about how fucked up we are out here while rebuilding our lives so if you are in a position to help
CA: $shamjen, also have Venmo.
I think we’ve been pretty transparent about how fucked up we are out here while rebuilding our lives so if you are in a position to help
CA: $shamjen, also have Venmo.
My groceries at the door and I ain’t get up early like I was supposed to and clean out the refrigerator 🥴
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My groceries at the door and I ain’t get up early like I was supposed to and clean out the refrigerator 🥴
What y’all doing?
December 12, 2024 at 5:09 AM
What y’all doing?
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50 cent also has rape and abuse allegations, btw
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 AM
50 cent also has rape and abuse allegations, btw
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Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
Daniel Penny, the man who held Jordan Neely in a chokehold, has been acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
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if there’s anything i hope for people next year, it’s that they’re vulnerable AND courageous enough to ask for the community they need. it’s what i’m hoping for myself again in 2025.
December 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
if there’s anything i hope for people next year, it’s that they’re vulnerable AND courageous enough to ask for the community they need. it’s what i’m hoping for myself again in 2025.
My kid watching my friend’s kids so we can cut tf up >>>>
December 7, 2024 at 5:06 PM
My kid watching my friend’s kids so we can cut tf up >>>>
I cut my thumb and been down bad with this bandage on. I didn’t realize how much I rely on it lol
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I cut my thumb and been down bad with this bandage on. I didn’t realize how much I rely on it lol
Ok. Nvm. Idc bout those student loans
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December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Ok. Nvm. Idc bout those student loans
Cabinet is $899.99 and they taking 15% off
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December 3, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Cabinet is $899.99 and they taking 15% off
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Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image
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I want you to know that I have your back.
If you show me you're an idiot, I will believe you. With my whole heart.
Always. 🫶🏼
If you show me you're an idiot, I will believe you. With my whole heart.
Always. 🫶🏼
December 2, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I want you to know that I have your back.
If you show me you're an idiot, I will believe you. With my whole heart.
Always. 🫶🏼
If you show me you're an idiot, I will believe you. With my whole heart.
Always. 🫶🏼