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CH00CHLiNG.
@quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social
host of quantifiably bitchy: a hannibal podcast
baltimore. she/her.
indulging in my fandoms while the world burns.
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Quantifiably Bitchy Episode 6
https://youtu.be/nVedzxVKq9E?si=MWDOWRtSLyJYd6h8
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EVERYONE! Please enjoy episode 1 of Quantifiably Bitchy: a #Hannibal podcast!

I’ve never made anything like this before but it was so much fun. Like, comment, subscribe. Love it, hate it, I am just happy to be making things again.

I plan to drop monthly. I LOVE YOU ALL

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Quantifiably B*tchy: A Hannibal Fan Podcast! Episode 1
YouTube video by Rachela
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No matter how much time passes only one thing remains oh my mind #hannibal
Still thinking about it #hannibal
Me? Oh nothing just thinking about the shape of Chiltons suit in Yakimono #hannibal
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As someone who was constantly sexualized as a child and NOT protected by the adults around me, we are living in my least favorite timeline.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Joyce Carol Oates roasting Elon Musk was NOT on my 2025 bingo card but I am LIVING for it. 10 out of 10 no notes perfection my literary heart sings.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Never thought in my wildest dreams that my mid 30s would consist of me listening to a senate vote on a Sunday night. WITH RAPT INTEREST MIND U.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I want everyone to understand that part of the reason the government has screeched to a halt is bc these men are protecting a rapist. They refuse to bring the house back bc they would have to vote on the Epstein files. Stop asking victims why they don't come forward. *screams into the void*
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You know what is legitimately so embarrassing? Curtis Sliwa could easily be one of my uncles. Easily.
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hey so kill me 😵
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY FELLOW FERALS!

I know I haven’t been super active on here but episode 7 of QB just dropped.

This month we discuss Hannibal’s big feelings, Jack losing his minds and Brian Zellers hilarious ability to always be wrong.

#hannibal

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Quantifiably B*tchy: A Hannibal Fan Podcast! Episode 7
YouTube video by Rachela
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October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by CH00CHLiNG.
*flirting* hey are you mad at me
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you narc people for stealing food ur a big ass loser
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dropping Angelina and adding Deena was the moveeeee in Jersey Shore lmaooo
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The first scene in Jersey Shore is Paul D loading bottles of hair gel into his car. A cultural renaissance. Snooki isn't even Italian. A MASTERPIECE.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
okay im depressed. time to watch the jersey shore from s1e1.
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching American Mary for the first time lets gooooo Katherine Isabel
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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How Hannibal Lecter Creates Moments of Crisis to Foster the Emotional Dependence of People He Finds Interesting
A THREAD
#Hannibal
#FANNIBALFAMILY
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October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is from episode 6 but I have to post it bc Chilton. New episode Friday! #hannibal
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oof I have been busy. But Episode 7 of Quantifiably Bitchy will be out on Friday! #hannibal
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dude I wrote so much this week I am wipedddddd
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You guys I am writing a 'Rafael Barba crash lands on an Amazon island' prompt for Kinktober and it is one of the funniest most unhinged things I've ever written. Very 70s inspired levels of corny. Make dumb shit. Be cringe. Be free.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I just wanna say that I turn 35 in a few weeks and I don't think I should be allowed to be a bridesmaid anymore. That has to be cursed right?
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I appreciate the fact that the world is finally loving Andy Richter the way he deserves to be loved #dwts
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Still thinking about it #hannibal
Me? Oh nothing just thinking about the shape of Chiltons suit in Yakimono #hannibal
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me this week
Yes, writing brings me infinite joy and creative fulfillment.

and yes, I sometimes look like this when writing:
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Y'all being a person lately is HARD. I beg you to persist in spite of it all. Don't let the fascists get you down.
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I totally forgot that Amy Sedaris was in Jennifer's Body. Fuck, she's so cool.
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM