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CH00CHLiNG.
@quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social
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host of quantifiably bitchy: a hannibal podcast
baltimore. she/her.
indulging in my fandoms while the world burns.
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Quantifiably Bitchy Episode 6
https://youtu.be/nVedzxVKq9E?si=MWDOWRtSLyJYd6h8
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This is from episode 6 but I have to post it bc Chilton. New episode Friday! #hannibal
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#wednesday100 writing a little fun tropey silly #svu body swap fic.
Rafael winced, “How do you wear a bra every single day” he tugged at the underwire. “Well, I don’t always wear one.” she smirked, “But also you should be lucky I didn’t make you wear heels.” “A small blessing.” “Rafael, I am literally in a three piece suit right now. This is basically a designer iron maiden. I would take my clothes any day of the week” she said as she tugged at her collar. “Well we can certainly arrange that by switching back.” “You act like I’m preventing it from happening.” “We should have never gone to that stupid party. I was right.” “Hardly. Potentially getting cursed is not a normal reason to avoid going out, by the way.”
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Fuck
The dumb one
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A little lazy Nadja for your feed
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Me writing these Kinktober prompts tbh. I’m shakespearecatt on ao3 if smutty #svu is your thing 🤪
Text post black on white that says “laughs maniacally with a sexual undertone”
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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How can you NOT ship them?? 🥹 happy #svu day to everyone who celebratesssss
Carisi and Barba from SVU laughing in the courthouse
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Did I just order a second #hannibal mask to bejewel and give away for Halloween??? Yes, yes I did.
Selfie of me wearing my hand jeweled homemade mask inspired by nbc Hannibal. Mask 3D printed by themoderngeek on Etsy
September 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Fuck this ep of QB is jam packed with excellent shots and details. Chilton's cunty ass lil sports car parked directly out front of the hospital?????????? #hannibal
shot from s1e6 of nbc hannibal it is a symmetrical exterior shot of the bhsci - a tall stone building with golden trees - chiltons red tiny sports car is parked directly out front. Jacks SVU sits parked behind it
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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#hannibal
September 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Y’all I am filming episode 6 of QB today and LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHOT. Oh this is gonna be funnnn #hannibal
S1 E6 of Hannibal. On the left side in the foreground of the shot a bearded and coiffed Chilton speaks. In the right background two stag bust silhouettes sit on a table behind him
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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TA DAAAAAA #hannibal
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Spreading my obsession at the local coffee shop with one of my stickers from @felixffern.bsky.social (barba one is me too ofc) #hannibal
Collection of stickers on a support beam at my local coffee shop. I added a sticker of will and Hannibal and another of Rafael Barba
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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In other better news look what came in today! Gonna bejewel the FUCKKK outta this thing #hannibal
Me wearing a white Hannibal mask (nbc version not the movie version)
September 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Me? Oh nothing just thinking about the shape of Chiltons suit in Yakimono #hannibal
A shot of Raul Esparza as Dr Frederick Chilton in NBC’s Hannibal. Episode title Yakimono. Dr Chiltons back is facing the camera in his white barren apartment. His suit is grey plaid and has really pointy shoulder pads and a super tiny waist
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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#hannibal
“I long for our souls To be so deeply intertwined, That Death himself would weep When faced with the thought Of separating us. -dd”
September 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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@bryanfuller.bsky.social is gonna edge me straight into the grave it seems #hannibal
Bryan Fuller and Brian Reitzell standing outside of the exterior of Hannibal’s office in Toronto
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Every day we stray further from God’s country
Screenshot from instagram advertising ai chat bots. The first one is “a literal horse” and the second one is just “egg”
September 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Tyler giving Wednesday dead flowers and a death threat?? Like sorry but they work
Megan thee stallion biting her finger and scrunching her nose in a flirtatious way
September 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This after a night out. #hannibal
BTS from NBCs Hannibal. Laurence, Mads and Hugh sit around a table adorned with different foods and bones
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Mizumono/Italy on #Hannibals wiki page tbh
Wikipedia style stop down that says “betrayal” and “serving cunt”
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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#Hannibal
Text post that reads “mouth of the wolf eyes of the lamb”
September 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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End of summer ✨
Selfie of me and my husband at the pool. Picture of my legs in the pool and my husband giggling Candid photo of my husband giggling with a towel on his legs
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Like WHO is referring them??? (each other) New episode of Quantifiably B*tchy out tomorrow 10am EST #hannibal
August 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This photo existing in 2025 is a powerful and hilarious testament to fandom spaces. My bad the first pic i posted was ai (kill me) BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS WITH THE REAL PIC #hannibal
Mads and Hugh holding hands at Osaka comic con
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Marry your best friend ✨
Photo strip of me and my husband at the beach - the background is an assortment of local art
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM