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@quaaludescreams.bsky.social
Spinster. I don’t do drugs.
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@quaaludescreams.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Is that one bitch from Twitter on here?
Playing with my double action OTF switchblade ☺️
July 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Playing with my double action OTF switchblade ☺️
Been chatting every day for 1 week, met up once, and when I asked if he wanted to do something this weekend, he said “I don’t know”
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July 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Been chatting every day for 1 week, met up once, and when I asked if he wanted to do something this weekend, he said “I don’t know”
I’m a Federal employee, so, on this 4th of July, I’m drinking myself into an oblivion. America!!!
July 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m a Federal employee, so, on this 4th of July, I’m drinking myself into an oblivion. America!!!
2002 MCR needs to make more music
July 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
2002 MCR needs to make more music
I FUCKING MADE PIZZA!!!
June 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I FUCKING MADE PIZZA!!!
I made a pizza
I ate the entire pizza
The roof of my mouth is burnt
I am very full
I ate the entire pizza
The roof of my mouth is burnt
I am very full
June 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I made a pizza
I ate the entire pizza
The roof of my mouth is burnt
I am very full
I ate the entire pizza
The roof of my mouth is burnt
I am very full
*starts selling wire hangers on eBay
June 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
*starts selling wire hangers on eBay
You haven’t lived until you’ve shoved 2 peanut butter cups in your mouth at the same time.
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve shoved 2 peanut butter cups in your mouth at the same time.
You can violate my ceasefire, Daddy 👄
June 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You can violate my ceasefire, Daddy 👄
My fupa will keep you warm
June 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My fupa will keep you warm
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Ben has left the building.
- Repeat -
Ben has left the building.
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Ben has left the building.
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ben has left the building.
- Repeat -
Ben has left the building.
- Repeat -
Ben has left the building.
Iran gave the US a heads-up of the retaliation? Did they just hit Hesgeth up on Signal like, “Hey buddy, clear out the Qatar AFB on Sunday. We’re bombing.”
June 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Iran gave the US a heads-up of the retaliation? Did they just hit Hesgeth up on Signal like, “Hey buddy, clear out the Qatar AFB on Sunday. We’re bombing.”
Them: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Fuck off.
Me: Fuck off.
June 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Them: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Fuck off.
Me: Fuck off.