Reese Aortica
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STILL wouldn't help! Just-
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
March 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
STILL wouldn't help! Just-
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
...school time.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
...school time.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
( CRAZY WAY TO CALL THEIR BACK BORING!?!? )
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
( CRAZY WAY TO CALL THEIR BACK BORING!?!? )
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
Don't you THINK I've tried that already!?!?
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don't you THINK I've tried that already!?!?
...fair nuff. (💧)
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
...fair nuff. (💧)
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
...sorry, I uh...
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
...sorry, I uh...
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
...hmn.
Well, it was worth the th-
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Well, it was worth the th-
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March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
...hmn.
Well, it was worth the th-
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Well, it was worth the th-
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Sometimes I think about joining a sports club, and then I remember I'd lose a LOT to the dogs. And then I'm like, "no thanks, man".
...do you think I could maaaaaybe pass as a dog if I tried?
...do you think I could maaaaaybe pass as a dog if I tried?
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sometimes I think about joining a sports club, and then I remember I'd lose a LOT to the dogs. And then I'm like, "no thanks, man".
...do you think I could maaaaaybe pass as a dog if I tried?
...do you think I could maaaaaybe pass as a dog if I tried?
You know, I still often fantasize about having a snack buddy.
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
March 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You know, I still often fantasize about having a snack buddy.
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
...do you...
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
...do you...
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
Hey all, Reese here!
Where are your fingers?
Where are your fingers?
March 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hey all, Reese here!
Where are your fingers?
Where are your fingers?
"Piehiker"?
...maybe I should take hikes more often.
...maybe I should take hikes more often.
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Piehiker"?
...maybe I should take hikes more often.
...maybe I should take hikes more often.
Oh yeah! Gaming time!
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh yeah! Gaming time!
I started a meat-free diet a while ago, thank you very much.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
March 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I started a meat-free diet a while ago, thank you very much.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
Cats, on average, smell really bad. Trust me.
March 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cats, on average, smell really bad. Trust me.
I... have no clue what to say in response. I'd offer help, but I really don't think I could???
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I... have no clue what to say in response. I'd offer help, but I really don't think I could???
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
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Fun Reese Fact: the woods are an incredible place to skip school to!
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
March 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fun Reese Fact: the woods are an incredible place to skip school to!
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
Reposted by Reese Aortica
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by Reese Aortica
𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 '𝐲𝐨𝐮'.
October 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 '𝐲𝐨𝐮'.