Reese Aortica
@purrfectcalico.bsky.social
( P.A. OC Parody/Roleplay account, not affiliated with 90% Studios. )
STILL wouldn't help! Just-
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
March 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
STILL wouldn't help! Just-
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
( She scampers off, hacking and coughing all the way... )
...school time.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
...school time.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
Never gets any better. I oughta drop out one day.
( CRAZY WAY TO CALL THEIR BACK BORING!?!? )
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
( CRAZY WAY TO CALL THEIR BACK BORING!?!? )
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
...it's, like, a background. You know, the reason you're you.
Don't you THINK I've tried that already!?!?
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don't you THINK I've tried that already!?!?
...fair nuff. (💧)
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
...fair nuff. (💧)
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
Sounds like you have one hell of a backstory, though.
...sorry, I uh...
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
...sorry, I uh...
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
I have a condition where I have an ACUTE sense of smell for... certain things. And they smell terrible. And you have lot of these things, per say.
( After puking her guts out, she staggers up from the trashcan, and reaches for something in her pocket... )
( Much better. )
( Much better. )
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
( After puking her guts out, she staggers up from the trashcan, and reaches for something in her pocket... )
( Much better. )
( Much better. )
( ...she was not done. )
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
( ...she was not done. )
( Suddenly, SOMETHING hits her. Her face contorts, her ears fold, and her face is generally queasy-looking... )
( She kneels to a convenient nearby trashcan, and starts VIOLENTLY puking. Like, we're talking hose-levels. )
AAAAGH. OH MY-
( She kneels to a convenient nearby trashcan, and starts VIOLENTLY puking. Like, we're talking hose-levels. )
AAAAGH. OH MY-
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
( Suddenly, SOMETHING hits her. Her face contorts, her ears fold, and her face is generally queasy-looking... )
( She kneels to a convenient nearby trashcan, and starts VIOLENTLY puking. Like, we're talking hose-levels. )
AAAAGH. OH MY-
( She kneels to a convenient nearby trashcan, and starts VIOLENTLY puking. Like, we're talking hose-levels. )
AAAAGH. OH MY-
...hmn.
Well, it was worth the th-
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Well, it was worth the th-
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March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
...hmn.
Well, it was worth the th-
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Well, it was worth the th-
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I mean, probably not.
Not everyday you'd meet a suspiciously-calico-coloured dog with odd, likely fake ears.
Not everyday you'd meet a suspiciously-calico-coloured dog with odd, likely fake ears.
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I mean, probably not.
Not everyday you'd meet a suspiciously-calico-coloured dog with odd, likely fake ears.
Not everyday you'd meet a suspiciously-calico-coloured dog with odd, likely fake ears.
...I see.
I, too, am not very appeased by people of lower intellectual value. However, it creates not much impact in my judgement; sometimes, it truly is character that matters most, no?
I, too, am not very appeased by people of lower intellectual value. However, it creates not much impact in my judgement; sometimes, it truly is character that matters most, no?
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
...I see.
I, too, am not very appeased by people of lower intellectual value. However, it creates not much impact in my judgement; sometimes, it truly is character that matters most, no?
I, too, am not very appeased by people of lower intellectual value. However, it creates not much impact in my judgement; sometimes, it truly is character that matters most, no?
You know, I still often fantasize about having a snack buddy.
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
March 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You know, I still often fantasize about having a snack buddy.
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
Someone else to indulge in culinary delight, as I do...
...do you...
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
...do you...
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
...yes? Things are magic? Magic is Real?!?!
Oh yeah! Gaming time!
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh yeah! Gaming time!
I started a meat-free diet a while ago, thank you very much.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
March 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I started a meat-free diet a while ago, thank you very much.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
But yeah, I do. My smell for non-magic is practically dead, so you could be unbathed for centuries and I'd start to notice a pungency.
I... have no clue what to say in response. I'd offer help, but I really don't think I could???
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I... have no clue what to say in response. I'd offer help, but I really don't think I could???
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
Unrelated, but you smell rather good for a mysterious, dark bird-thing in an odd neck of the woods.
Fun Reese Fact: the woods are an incredible place to skip school to!
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
March 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fun Reese Fact: the woods are an incredible place to skip school to!
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
...wish I brought some snacks though. And a map.
