— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤
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[ Patches takes a seat across from Olive, rapping his fingers against he tabletop as he ponders for a moment. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[ Patches takes a seat across from Olive, rapping his fingers against he tabletop as he ponders for a moment. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
... A blueberry milkshake would be nice.
[ He glances off to the side, a little embarrassed with his answer and the knowledge that him and Angel shared the same preference. ]
Some people can't learn...
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Some people can't learn...
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
But that's when you have to take matters into your own paws!
// I will be so powerful once I fix my sleep schedule,,
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
// I will be so powerful once I fix my sleep schedule,,
I am constantly a victim of character assassination.
You absolutely yearn.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I am constantly a victim of character assassination.
He's multiplying again.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He's multiplying again.
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i cant believe that just happened i think i'm gonna throw up?:????
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i cant believe that just happened i think i'm gonna throw up?:????
I suppose we'll just have to see when the time comes, won't we?
[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I suppose we'll just have to see when the time comes, won't we?
[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches gets up from his chair and begins to head to the door, only stopping once he's at Whiskers' side... ]
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[ Patches chuckles to himself, slowly rising off of the bench and dusting himself off with his paws before tentatively reaching out to grab Olive's own. ]
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
[ Patches chuckles to himself, slowly rising off of the bench and dusting himself off with his paws before tentatively reaching out to grab Olive's own. ]
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
Yes, we should head off before it gets too late. Shall we?
It should be legal to kill whoever is responsible for processing job applications.
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It should be legal to kill whoever is responsible for processing job applications.
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// Anyone can Cook!
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
// Anyone can Cook!
Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside.
[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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October 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oh yes, I'm just a ray of sunshine deep down on the inside.
[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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[ He resists the urge to scoff and say anything snarkier than that, instead opting to sit in (mostly content) silence as they continued to praise him. ]
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That sounds lovely.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That sounds lovely.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
Well, don't let me keep you too much longer. I'm sure we'll have more than enough time to sort out the scheduling details later.
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Really now? Well, I'm flattered.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Really now? Well, I'm flattered.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
[ Patches tail swishes back and forth lazily, his ego sufficiently stroked and unspoken insecurities given some reassurance. He reaches down, patting them on the head softly with a sigh of contentment. ]
Don't worry, Olive. I won't tell anybody.
// making patches bitchier again because im bored
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
// making patches bitchier again because im bored
I figured as much.. though it was certainly nice to be able to spend some proper time together.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
September 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I figured as much.. though it was certainly nice to be able to spend some proper time together.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
But you're right, I wouldn't at all mind this becoming a reoccurring event.
I know, I know..
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
September 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I know, I know..
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
[ Patches looks down at them, a little caught off guard by the sudden display of intimacy. While the experience was mostly unfamiliar for him, it wasn't entirely unpleasant. ]
Well of course! What kind of dog would I be if I didn't make time for my closest friend?
A belated happy Sociopath Sunday to you all.
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A belated happy Sociopath Sunday to you all.
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September 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
.. Of course, Olive. You'd be the first to know.
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
September 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
.. Of course, Olive. You'd be the first to know.
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
[ This time it's only half a lie! While he wasn't ever exactly inclined to talk about his feelings, Olive /was/ the one person he knew he could somewhat comfortably confide in. ]
Agreed.. It wouldn't be very productive anyways, especially not when we're attending to much more pressing matters.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Agreed.. It wouldn't be very productive anyways, especially not when we're attending to much more pressing matters.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
That being said, are we about ready to finish up here? I assume you're rather busy, and I wouldn't want to keep you all day.
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September 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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oh my fucking god.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
oh my fucking god.