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local bartender. MDNI

penned by http://Joker.
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“𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒾𝓍 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓈.”

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a pixel art of a woman in a purple coat standing in front of a city skyline
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oh, well…

( she eyes the woman’s attire. )

seems like you’re pretty far out. you’re in glitch city now, y’know.
You're making a compelling offer. Kind of. I feel like I can't say no

I'm kinda lost right now
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
morning.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
joker.

ngl i completely forgot where this one comes from what is this
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
all road leads to my bar.

come to my bar.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
morning.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reposted by Jill.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
joker.

I GET THE REFERENCE NOW
(exact intonation as voice of the smitten when you slay the damsel) NO IM SORRY MY LOVE
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No one here is normal
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
jerry seinfeld boat
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
’course not. i can’t even fix my own. but i try, at least.

and hey, it’s not /just/ me. there’s john too.

( although, can he really be counted? )

oh? really now?
"Sounds a bit depressing when you put it that way..but you can't very well be someone who solves everyone's problems yourself, right? No one can be that kind of hero."

She nodded along, seeming to know a thing or two.

"I used to be that way myself."
( she nods. )

it’s not /that/ exciting, but that’s basically what i do. not a bad job at all. the amount of miserable people in my city’s sky-high, so it pays pretty well.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
( she nods. )

it’s not /that/ exciting, but that’s basically what i do. not a bad job at all. the amount of miserable people in my city’s sky-high, so it pays pretty well.
"Oooo, a bartender?"

And now there was a clear shine in the other's eyes.

"The type who gets to see all sorts of cool stories, act as a shoulder for others to lean on, that kind of bartender? Oh how exciting!"
( with the way she drinks, the only reason she’s /not/ a drunk is because of her implant… )

i mean— i‘m a bartender, so yeah. but i wouldn’t say i know much about coffee. i just know what it should be.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
( scrolling on her phone. )
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
they should make red coffee that kills you
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
( with the way she drinks, the only reason she’s /not/ a drunk is because of her implant… )

i mean— i‘m a bartender, so yeah. but i wouldn’t say i know much about coffee. i just know what it should be.
"You seem to know a thing or two about this stuff yourself..you a drinker of some sorts?

N-not a drunk I mean! Just someone who knows about the finer stuff of drinks."
it’s not *hard*, really. i’m just lazy. plus, when you buy coffee from a store, they’re full of crap, so they taste better.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it’s not *hard*, really. i’m just lazy. plus, when you buy coffee from a store, they’re full of crap, so they taste better.
"I've made drinks before, but really only tea..I don't know a lot about making coffee myself."
i mean, there is iced coffee. but this is coffee ice. i hate it here... i’m too lazy to make my own coffee most of the time, even if it is only $240 for a bag of beans. someone REALLY needs to open a normal café.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i mean, there is iced coffee. but this is coffee ice. i hate it here... i’m too lazy to make my own coffee most of the time, even if it is only $240 for a bag of beans. someone REALLY needs to open a normal café.
"Ugh?! What kind of sick mind would even...I thought the whole point of coffee was to be hot?!"
barely. and it tastes like it, too. it’s supposed to be “frozen coffee”, but i don’t like to chew on my coffee??
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
barely. and it tastes like it, too. it’s supposed to be “frozen coffee”, but i don’t like to chew on my coffee??
"Can you even CALL that coffee?

Looks more like if you left a soda out for a week."
bad. it looks bad, doesn’t it? this is the ONLY coffee they sell in my area.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bad. it looks bad, doesn’t it? this is the ONLY coffee they sell in my area.
Well that looks.....ummmm...
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
salty…
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
joker.

i meant to make that her thinking of it not actually doing it oops. You know what it works
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
morning.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM