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@deadlydalmatian.bsky.social
𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘸.

( PARODY / RP, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH 90% STUDIOS )

MUSES: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:detmud7fiyvvohpgjpcwkaim/lists/3l6px5edhx42w
// Why
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Somehow you sound even more saccharine than usual.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
// The era of Patches will begin (maybe)
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know what? At least chemical weapons are creative.

I endorse whatever you have planned.
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Please stay away from any sort of chemistry for the rest of your life.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It could be much, 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 worse.
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I refuse to be intimidated by you.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Don't.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, I DON'T YEARN.
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It could always be worse. I'd voluntarily return to Inferno before having to deal with a second Holly.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
pawd i miss him
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy Birthday, Olive.
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Please, I'm just as unremarkable as everybody else in this town.

Just because I don't go around broadcasting every minor detail of my personal life doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What secrets?
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's called self-preservation.
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would sooner die than tell you my favorite color.
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
In what universe would I ever tell you ANYTHING about my personal life??
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
// I TOLD YOU I HAD PLANS
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM