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success on someone else's terms don't mean a fuckin' thing
- jon emeffing langford
they say they built this fort 2000 years ago. a man named james carved his name in 1983. congratulations james, now you're a dick for eternity.
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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The body and blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Dear Pete Hegseth,
We have a lot in common. I shouldn't be Secretary of Defense either.
March 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
warhol monotone, robotic talk
we're all so smart, we're so perceptive
March 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
1994, fucked up on listerine...
March 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the local rock group down the street is tryin' hard to learn their songs...
March 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
there will always be a moon over marin...
March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
success on someone else's terms don't mean a fuckin' thing
- jon emeffing langford
January 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
come with me, together, and we can take the long way home...
January 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
and if they should break my stride, then i'll give you my vincent to ride...
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
my brain is hangin upside down...
January 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM