rip farmers almanac
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
rip farmers almanac
My gender is freaky little creature not whatever a woman is
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My gender is freaky little creature not whatever a woman is
Please provide an itinerary of all planned unforseen events
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Please provide an itinerary of all planned unforseen events
You owe nothing to anyone... Except me you owe me 150 dollars or im sending Vinny to collect.
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
You owe nothing to anyone... Except me you owe me 150 dollars or im sending Vinny to collect.
"get your heart right with god."
Cardiology patient: "that bad, eh?"
Cardiology patient: "that bad, eh?"
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"get your heart right with god."
Cardiology patient: "that bad, eh?"
Cardiology patient: "that bad, eh?"
The world wants u to pay attention to the horrors but you can literally just be a cute little creature with ur head stuck in the clouds and they can't stop you
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The world wants u to pay attention to the horrors but you can literally just be a cute little creature with ur head stuck in the clouds and they can't stop you
I think bot-tan is either hella repressed or the most asexual of the asexuals
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I think bot-tan is either hella repressed or the most asexual of the asexuals
"we caught a platoon of Americans surrendering! What should we do with..."
*Americans suddenly producing hidden firearms and engaging in a massacre* "HAHA ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
*Americans suddenly producing hidden firearms and engaging in a massacre* "HAHA ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"we caught a platoon of Americans surrendering! What should we do with..."
*Americans suddenly producing hidden firearms and engaging in a massacre* "HAHA ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
*Americans suddenly producing hidden firearms and engaging in a massacre* "HAHA ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
I should be a useless pet or possibly a very useful servant for a cute girl but this in between is killing me
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I should be a useless pet or possibly a very useful servant for a cute girl but this in between is killing me
Girltwink x boybrick
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Girltwink x boybrick
Cuteness particles are actually quite the problem. Most people don't realize they're a form of radiation and can cause cancer with enough exposure.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Cuteness particles are actually quite the problem. Most people don't realize they're a form of radiation and can cause cancer with enough exposure.
Switch couple who accidentally use their clickers at the same time and then neither gives a command bc they both immediately go into subspace
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Switch couple who accidentally use their clickers at the same time and then neither gives a command bc they both immediately go into subspace
I got some sexy clothes and they confuse me bc on one hand sexy on the other hand dysphoria
That and i should've gotten black the red looks like that damn guy from that meme
That and i should've gotten black the red looks like that damn guy from that meme
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I got some sexy clothes and they confuse me bc on one hand sexy on the other hand dysphoria
That and i should've gotten black the red looks like that damn guy from that meme
That and i should've gotten black the red looks like that damn guy from that meme
I think getting dommed by someone else's sub is actually like more subby bc like congratulations you're even further down the chain of command here
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I think getting dommed by someone else's sub is actually like more subby bc like congratulations you're even further down the chain of command here
Running the entire bible through an ai 27 times and then through google translate set to random languages 48 times and seeing what comes out
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Running the entire bible through an ai 27 times and then through google translate set to random languages 48 times and seeing what comes out
Am i still a cryptid or am i just a normal poster now?
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Am i still a cryptid or am i just a normal poster now?
I should be a billionaire so i can blow it all starting a space company
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I should be a billionaire so i can blow it all starting a space company
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Mail us at 123 Yourass Blvd. Butte, Montana
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Mail us at 123 Yourass Blvd. Butte, Montana
Sorry two random men i met on grindr i only have bandwidth for cute girls and salads rn
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sorry two random men i met on grindr i only have bandwidth for cute girls and salads rn
UwU,,, my pwane has been showot down in enemy tewitory >_< I am fweezing to dewth in eastern sibewia. Pweeze teww my famawiy i wuv them.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
UwU,,, my pwane has been showot down in enemy tewitory >_< I am fweezing to dewth in eastern sibewia. Pweeze teww my famawiy i wuv them.
Sleep is the only thing i want i hate sleep that means its tomorrow plz let me sleep please let me stay up *suddenly undergoes mitosis*
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sleep is the only thing i want i hate sleep that means its tomorrow plz let me sleep please let me stay up *suddenly undergoes mitosis*
I feel like everyone from every part of my life should gather weekly to play on the same private modded Minecraft server
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I feel like everyone from every part of my life should gather weekly to play on the same private modded Minecraft server
I miss private accounts ngl
Yeah sure problems or something im sure stfu i just want a cozy space to be weird with my friends and ive never been able to make a discord stick
Yeah sure problems or something im sure stfu i just want a cozy space to be weird with my friends and ive never been able to make a discord stick
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I miss private accounts ngl
Yeah sure problems or something im sure stfu i just want a cozy space to be weird with my friends and ive never been able to make a discord stick
Yeah sure problems or something im sure stfu i just want a cozy space to be weird with my friends and ive never been able to make a discord stick