Punnette
punnette.bsky.social
Punnette
@punnette.bsky.social
I prefer non-bio
If you can manage to hold 17 clocks at once without dropping them you've got way too much time on your hands. #lunchpun
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Back from a trip to Wakefield with @bootickeboo.bsky.social and a professional tour from
@visitwakefield.bsky.social Turns out it's not too bad there after all!
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I had a joke which was voted third in an @edfringe joke competition bit.ly/4oGR3Lz

Tickets to my show: bit.ly/4iOgtDd
Eliott Simpson wins UK Pun Off joke competition - British Comedy Guide
Eliott Simpson's joke about podiatry has triumphed in the one-liner competition which took place as part of the UK Pun Off's Edinburgh Fringe run.
bit.ly
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Very excited to finally be able to @visitwakefield.bsky.social tomorrow. I'll let you know if the streets are really paved with gold.
August 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Updated version of a chocolate fireguard.
March 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'll be using my senior railcard for the first time tomorrow. I'm hoping against hope that the ticket inspectors will question my age. 🤞
February 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
February 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who called it Bluesky instead of Flutter?
January 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've been waiting for something vaguely interesting to happen for my first tweet (bleet?) on here. I've been told I'm going to work on something this month with two colleagues: Mary and Joseph.
January 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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How does Batman's mum call him in for his dinner?

She doesn't, because it's called tea.
December 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM