froggy catbird
@psychictremors.bsky.social
girl of penised credentials
Pinned
i want people to look at me and think wow i bet that woman has a really great penis but nonsexually and in a way that doesn't involve them thinking about my penis
i'll have a baja blast and enough acid to kill an elephant, please
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i'll have a baja blast and enough acid to kill an elephant, please
no, it's fine, those are my emotional support paranoid delusions and they're probably true anyway
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
no, it's fine, those are my emotional support paranoid delusions and they're probably true anyway
getting high at my own funeral and laughing at my dead body would fix me
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
getting high at my own funeral and laughing at my dead body would fix me
2.5/5 honestly pretty great half the time -review on schrodinger's mystery box
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
2.5/5 honestly pretty great half the time -review on schrodinger's mystery box
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rundowns in baseball were a lot harder for the defensive team back when referees used to actually fucking call people for travelling
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
rundowns in baseball were a lot harder for the defensive team back when referees used to actually fucking call people for travelling
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listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
will powers is like if the guy who conducted the stanford prison experiment was reincarnated as a chaser
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
will powers is like if the guy who conducted the stanford prison experiment was reincarnated as a chaser
boymoding is when you have really big tits
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
boymoding is when you have really big tits
somewhere out there the anti kool-aid man quietly whispers "oh no..." to himself while he fixes walls and doesn't carry around a pitcher of his own blood
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
somewhere out there the anti kool-aid man quietly whispers "oh no..." to himself while he fixes walls and doesn't carry around a pitcher of his own blood
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getting hopped up on those bird autism drugs
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
getting hopped up on those bird autism drugs
how can it be november doesn't that make it yesvember
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
how can it be november doesn't that make it yesvember
plural people are some incredible gay innovation, you can fit an entire yuri in one body!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
plural people are some incredible gay innovation, you can fit an entire yuri in one body!!
some halloween costume ideas:
-the entire script of bee movie
-a bee (as seen in bee movie)
-the letter B (can be mistaken for the first word in bee movie)
-the entire script of bee movie
-a bee (as seen in bee movie)
-the letter B (can be mistaken for the first word in bee movie)
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
some halloween costume ideas:
-the entire script of bee movie
-a bee (as seen in bee movie)
-the letter B (can be mistaken for the first word in bee movie)
-the entire script of bee movie
-a bee (as seen in bee movie)
-the letter B (can be mistaken for the first word in bee movie)
i really wish bluesky had the option to make your profile private so i could make a few unfirehosed whiny posts i could layer regret and delete forever
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i really wish bluesky had the option to make your profile private so i could make a few unfirehosed whiny posts i could layer regret and delete forever
we all just want to be lied to by hot lady frogs who dress like tiny amphibious witches and fantasize about shrinking us down and eating us
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
we all just want to be lied to by hot lady frogs who dress like tiny amphibious witches and fantasize about shrinking us down and eating us
the problem with flipping coins to make decisions is that first you need to flip a coin to decide what heads and tails mean and this flip itself requires another coin flip, and before you know it you need an infinite number of coin flips and you can never even do one of them
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the problem with flipping coins to make decisions is that first you need to flip a coin to decide what heads and tails mean and this flip itself requires another coin flip, and before you know it you need an infinite number of coin flips and you can never even do one of them
my penis is a useful accessory but my nipples are essential hardware
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my penis is a useful accessory but my nipples are essential hardware
are you supposed to dab before or after you pee
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
are you supposed to dab before or after you pee
bananas never caught on as phones because slamming them down was too messy and made a funny squelching sound instead of a forceful thwap so instead people would have to angrily scream things like OH YEAH WELL BANANA YOU TOO before gently putting their bananas down and we all felt too weird about it
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
bananas never caught on as phones because slamming them down was too messy and made a funny squelching sound instead of a forceful thwap so instead people would have to angrily scream things like OH YEAH WELL BANANA YOU TOO before gently putting their bananas down and we all felt too weird about it
ah shit you'll never guess what i brought to the swiss army gunfight
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
ah shit you'll never guess what i brought to the swiss army gunfight
you can either eat pussy like pizza (ravenously, not taking a breath until your foe is vanquished and you have its juices dripping down your chin) or like rice (one grain at a time and if it wasn't made in a rice cooker you have to show them some literature first on why their idol alton brown sucks)
October 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
you can either eat pussy like pizza (ravenously, not taking a breath until your foe is vanquished and you have its juices dripping down your chin) or like rice (one grain at a time and if it wasn't made in a rice cooker you have to show them some literature first on why their idol alton brown sucks)
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we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
i used to kinda like this place
October 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i used to kinda like this place
"same-sex attraction" is so silly and redundant, like yeah, of course i'm gonna be having the same sex as whoever i'm doing it with, idk how that makes it gay
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"same-sex attraction" is so silly and redundant, like yeah, of course i'm gonna be having the same sex as whoever i'm doing it with, idk how that makes it gay