Moose Johnson
@pseudo310.bsky.social
Aspiring orc. Gamer (derogatory) and horror movie fan. This is how the world made me.
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
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Moose Johnson
@pseudo310.bsky.social
· Jan 16
I need to try even harder to tap into that weird shit out there. Ironically it seems like it was easier to find back when the internet was smaller. Now weirdness is a commercial aesthetic. But not the real stuff, the raw stuff that can't have its fangs pulled out. But it's buried beneath the rest.
Been playing a lot of Synergy which is this neat little Moebius inspired citybuilder, with a focus on the alien environment. Once you get deeper into the game it tracks things like soil nutrients, humidity, toxicity, and you have to pay attention to how plants interact with each other.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Been playing a lot of Synergy which is this neat little Moebius inspired citybuilder, with a focus on the alien environment. Once you get deeper into the game it tracks things like soil nutrients, humidity, toxicity, and you have to pay attention to how plants interact with each other.
Can't think of a single movie that wouldn't be improved by needle dropping Who Let the Dogs Out at some point.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can't think of a single movie that wouldn't be improved by needle dropping Who Let the Dogs Out at some point.
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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October 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Danny Glover on making PREDATOR 2. All I can say is hell yeah. Love the film and Glover.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Danny Glover on making PREDATOR 2. All I can say is hell yeah. Love the film and Glover.
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Through art we can reach the most hidden crevices of our being and exorcise the demons within by casting them into the light
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Through art we can reach the most hidden crevices of our being and exorcise the demons within by casting them into the light
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The conclusion I have to draw from playing videogames intermittently throughout my entire remembered life is that there is no mechanic or manner of handling it that will ensure your game is good. They should make another Seaman
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The conclusion I have to draw from playing videogames intermittently throughout my entire remembered life is that there is no mechanic or manner of handling it that will ensure your game is good. They should make another Seaman
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Every time I see Kurt Russell, I'm reminded of the time Eminem rhymed his name with love muscle
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Every time I see Kurt Russell, I'm reminded of the time Eminem rhymed his name with love muscle
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Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
I can't help it, this is me.
But Elliot is really enjoying The Point (narrated by Ringo Starr!) and isn't that what matters
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
But Elliot is really enjoying The Point (narrated by Ringo Starr!) and isn't that what matters
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can't help it, this is me.
But Elliot is really enjoying The Point (narrated by Ringo Starr!) and isn't that what matters
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
But Elliot is really enjoying The Point (narrated by Ringo Starr!) and isn't that what matters
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
Okay I tried the new Bloodlines game. I'm only an hour in but it's not bad so far. I love the premise - playing a fish out of water elder beats playing some schmuck who just got turned into a vampire yesterday. Also I get to play Lasombra which has always been my favorite clan.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Okay I tried the new Bloodlines game. I'm only an hour in but it's not bad so far. I love the premise - playing a fish out of water elder beats playing some schmuck who just got turned into a vampire yesterday. Also I get to play Lasombra which has always been my favorite clan.
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Fine, I'll do it: Rep. Ro Khanna, a member of the Medicare for All and Congressional Progressive Caucuses who represents Silicon Valley, is the first sitting Democratic congressperson to demand the resignation of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fine, I'll do it: Rep. Ro Khanna, a member of the Medicare for All and Congressional Progressive Caucuses who represents Silicon Valley, is the first sitting Democratic congressperson to demand the resignation of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.
This tracker will be updated in real time: 🧵
This tracker will be updated in real time: 🧵
We need a final Johnny English movie where Johnny gets burned.
mr bean has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We need a final Johnny English movie where Johnny gets burned.
Why hasn't Paradox made a Vampire: The Masquerade grand strategy game? Play one of the clans or factions or a Methuselah or something.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why hasn't Paradox made a Vampire: The Masquerade grand strategy game? Play one of the clans or factions or a Methuselah or something.
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Oh hey, that's me! Very much looking forward to giving this talk at ITU next week!
Friends! On November 19th at 16:00, in Auditorium 3 at the ITU, we are hosting a talk by Florence Smith Nicholls. The talk is titled How to be a video game archaeologist. You can read about it here: digitalplay.itu.dk/event/floren...
How To Be A Video Game Archaeologist - A talk by Florence Smith Nicholls | Center for Digital Play
How To Be A Video Game Archaeologist - A talk by Florence Smith Nicholls
digitalplay.itu.dk
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh hey, that's me! Very much looking forward to giving this talk at ITU next week!
Me when I'm reading performatively
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me when I'm reading performatively
EUV has a bug since the last update that makes it impossible for me to advance past the starting menu which is a bummer, but luckily Q-UP showed up to run away with game of the year for me and take away my pain. 4 classes mastered, 4 to go.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
EUV has a bug since the last update that makes it impossible for me to advance past the starting menu which is a bummer, but luckily Q-UP showed up to run away with game of the year for me and take away my pain. 4 classes mastered, 4 to go.
After that election turnout you'd think Democrats would get the message that what they were doing was good, actually.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
After that election turnout you'd think Democrats would get the message that what they were doing was good, actually.
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Fuck yeah let’s go fucking insane tonight
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck yeah let’s go fucking insane tonight
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Telenet Shooting Collection Launcher
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3888230/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3888230/
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Well, never a flop; it was the number one movie at the box office when it came out, but anyway…
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Stephen King’s Forgotten Feline Flop Is a Free Streaming Hit
Sleepwalkers, one of Stephen King's most obscure movies, is a hit on streaming. Here's how to watch the Master of Horror's feline horror.
collider.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I forget sometimes my sorcerer privilege. I am immune to rays and spheres and beams of annihilation
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I forget sometimes my sorcerer privilege. I am immune to rays and spheres and beams of annihilation
Never understood Funko Pops. Not even aesthetically appealing. They exist as pure signifiers - "I like this thing." Always destined for the dumpster. Good bye.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Never understood Funko Pops. Not even aesthetically appealing. They exist as pure signifiers - "I like this thing." Always destined for the dumpster. Good bye.