Moose Johnson
@pseudo310.bsky.social
Aspiring orc. Gamer (derogatory) and horror movie fan. This is how the world made me.
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
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I'm roughing out ideas for some for-charity side gig work. I help you, you pay me and I donate every cent to charity or you donate to charity and show me the receipt. Here's a rough menu I'm considering based on my skills, but it would definitely be helpful if you know of anything YOU would want.
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Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
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January 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Picked up Essential Ghost Rider and realized the Robbie Reyes costume design is a callback to the original Blaze design in Marvel Spotlight
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Picked up Essential Ghost Rider and realized the Robbie Reyes costume design is a callback to the original Blaze design in Marvel Spotlight
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We, gamers, come to you, dev, with a list of simple demands:
- Fix all the bugs, even the ones you don't know about
- Remove the stuff I don't like
- Buff the things I use the most
Do all of this for free or I WILL leave a negative review saying "Dead Game. Dev abandoned" with 300 hours in game
- Fix all the bugs, even the ones you don't know about
- Remove the stuff I don't like
- Buff the things I use the most
Do all of this for free or I WILL leave a negative review saying "Dead Game. Dev abandoned" with 300 hours in game
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
We, gamers, come to you, dev, with a list of simple demands:
- Fix all the bugs, even the ones you don't know about
- Remove the stuff I don't like
- Buff the things I use the most
Do all of this for free or I WILL leave a negative review saying "Dead Game. Dev abandoned" with 300 hours in game
- Fix all the bugs, even the ones you don't know about
- Remove the stuff I don't like
- Buff the things I use the most
Do all of this for free or I WILL leave a negative review saying "Dead Game. Dev abandoned" with 300 hours in game
Let's see if I can finish this guy up today.
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Let's see if I can finish this guy up today.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Contemplate this upon the Marshall stack of woe.
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Contemplate this upon the Marshall stack of woe.
Trying to think of which of my favorite musicians from my high school years *didn't* become Republican voters selling their own brand of vodka.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Trying to think of which of my favorite musicians from my high school years *didn't* become Republican voters selling their own brand of vodka.
Waking up to a hundred+ notifications - jesus you guys it's a Saturday.
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Waking up to a hundred+ notifications - jesus you guys it's a Saturday.
ahahaha holy shit
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 AM
ahahaha holy shit
My great aunt will post shit like "30 years ago there was no such thing as autism!" while my cousin who's ten years older than me has lived with her his entire life, has no job, and spends every day updating air traffic maps and posting them on Facebook.
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 AM
My great aunt will post shit like "30 years ago there was no such thing as autism!" while my cousin who's ten years older than me has lived with her his entire life, has no job, and spends every day updating air traffic maps and posting them on Facebook.
I got so into Black Summer I did unusual for me and I went looking for online fans of the show. I was horrified to find that normies hated my favorite character, Lance. "He's such a pussy." He was the most relatable character in zombie fiction - he was terrified all the time and he just fucking ran.
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I got so into Black Summer I did unusual for me and I went looking for online fans of the show. I was horrified to find that normies hated my favorite character, Lance. "He's such a pussy." He was the most relatable character in zombie fiction - he was terrified all the time and he just fucking ran.
Ithaca Hummus classic flavor - super recommended
I don't want “garlic!”
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Ithaca Hummus classic flavor - super recommended
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cyclical ttrpg discourse is important not only because it brings new voices and ideas into old conversations but also because it allows everyone who has participated before to feel like a grizzled old veteran of being a ttrpg person on the internet
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
cyclical ttrpg discourse is important not only because it brings new voices and ideas into old conversations but also because it allows everyone who has participated before to feel like a grizzled old veteran of being a ttrpg person on the internet
This is going to seem like it's out of nowhere, and it is - a response to a response about some no stakes RPG bullshit that I'm not going to quote because the people saying it are aggro -
The majority of people playing TTRPGs are not thinking deeply about them, and that does not make them assholes.
The majority of people playing TTRPGs are not thinking deeply about them, and that does not make them assholes.
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
This is going to seem like it's out of nowhere, and it is - a response to a response about some no stakes RPG bullshit that I'm not going to quote because the people saying it are aggro -
The majority of people playing TTRPGs are not thinking deeply about them, and that does not make them assholes.
The majority of people playing TTRPGs are not thinking deeply about them, and that does not make them assholes.
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I don't want “garlic!”
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I don't want “garlic!”
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
I don't want “roasted red pepper!”
I want HUMMUS flavored hummus
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Can I see your crud
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Can I see your crud
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Alt text, because one would think folks would want news about a general strike to go as far as it can.
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Alt text, because one would think folks would want news about a general strike to go as far as it can.
Elsiane. Like this is probably particular to me because I think teeth gaps are sexy but before I had even seen what she looks like I was like "this lady sings like she has a tooth gap you could drive a truck through" and it gave me 50 boners
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeL...
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Elsiane. Like this is probably particular to me because I think teeth gaps are sexy but before I had even seen what she looks like I was like "this lady sings like she has a tooth gap you could drive a truck through" and it gave me 50 boners
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeL...