ovelha
@prolejam.bsky.social
I’d like to be more anonymous on the internet
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(visibly hard) you hate me.
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
(visibly hard) you hate me.
Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!
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the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself
*kisses ur forehead*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*kisses ur forehead*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
*puts u in the microwave*
*sets it to 5 minutes*
I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels
Prostates were made to be stimulated!
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Prostates were made to be stimulated!
Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!
The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast
Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten
Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d
August 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d
ROSE: I rediscovered my libido!
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
August 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ROSE: I rediscovered my libido!
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises
August 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises
Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me
Sex really is magic. Six months or so of celibacy, I’m like, “who needs sex? Not me!” And now here I am, less tense, walking on clouds, monitoring my fiber intake
August 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sex really is magic. Six months or so of celibacy, I’m like, “who needs sex? Not me!” And now here I am, less tense, walking on clouds, monitoring my fiber intake
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Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit
August 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit
Sadist femdom girl who took out her months-long sexual frustration on her sub to a bit of an extreme and feels a bit guilty about it afterwards
August 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sadist femdom girl who took out her months-long sexual frustration on her sub to a bit of an extreme and feels a bit guilty about it afterwards
pride weekend was a success 🥰❤️🩹
August 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
pride weekend was a success 🥰❤️🩹
Girl who finally got to fulfill her freak ass sexual desires after over half a year of celibacy in a foreign country 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
August 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Girl who finally got to fulfill her freak ass sexual desires after over half a year of celibacy in a foreign country 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
It’s so hard to be a warm summer toned girl in a cool winter toned world
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It’s so hard to be a warm summer toned girl in a cool winter toned world
I really find it funny when people use the term “heteroflexible” like we’re 2 years away from the word “chaser” being reclaimed
August 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I really find it funny when people use the term “heteroflexible” like we’re 2 years away from the word “chaser” being reclaimed
The more I teach English the more I realize how complicated it is. How the fuck do you explain what a “transitive phrasal verb” is. And then you have to explain that ones like “break down” or “bring up” or “take off” have like two or three different meanings
August 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The more I teach English the more I realize how complicated it is. How the fuck do you explain what a “transitive phrasal verb” is. And then you have to explain that ones like “break down” or “bring up” or “take off” have like two or three different meanings
Sorry beautiful women in my phone! I have a job now which means my life is dedicated to lesson planning, macronutrients, and beatin it twice a week
August 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sorry beautiful women in my phone! I have a job now which means my life is dedicated to lesson planning, macronutrients, and beatin it twice a week
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Local woman wakes up, wishes you all a happy oatmeal civic holiday and asks that you use this day off (if you have one) to plan future nefarious whimsy, makes oatmeal.
August 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Local woman wakes up, wishes you all a happy oatmeal civic holiday and asks that you use this day off (if you have one) to plan future nefarious whimsy, makes oatmeal.
Idk what tgirl needs to hear this but if you have dysphoria of the face go get some tweezers and pluck your eyebrows. Make them further apart and THINNER from the bottom… trust
August 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Idk what tgirl needs to hear this but if you have dysphoria of the face go get some tweezers and pluck your eyebrows. Make them further apart and THINNER from the bottom… trust