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I dunno man
if austin powers was made now he'd be from the 90s
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Betteridge's Law reigns supreme
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
shoutout to the guy that posts "wow" on literally every doughboys video I hope I can find a purpose like that someday
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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So it's not a total loss, I cut out all five video game commercials from the 5.5 hours of off-the-air nonsense on this tape. Enjoy video game commercials from 25 years ago. I kind of forgot that the year 2000 was still very much the 90s.
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I miss baseball so bad
Pitchers and catchers start reporting a week from tomorrow. #baseball
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
had to attend some company ai presentations and I think the most annoying phrase out of it all was a guy saying it made him an "instant expert" on a topic

shut up no it didn't
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I'm trying a new "see how well AI image gen is" test. This time I'm going to ask it to draw a map of the world, and then zoom in to Europe, the UK, Yorkshire and York to see when things start to get hazy.

All of these are with the free models using the smart/thinking variants. 1/n
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 PM
you have to pick your battles and one I will not be taking up is correcting my non-native english speaking coworkers who put spaces before and after every punctuation , like , this . But it will always drive me crazy and I know I will have to simply suffer in silence .
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
it’s fucked up that the editors of National Geographic allowed this to be published
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
you'd think the name jared would take a popularity hit when the #1 jared gets outed as a pedo (2015), but over his spokesman life (starting 1999) people got increasingly sick of him and we were already at max jared hatred by the end. People still out there naming babies that though smh
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
When I wake up and look at my phone each morning, it's only with the hope of finding out it happened
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
in my mind I have the simultaneous thoughts that 1) the oscars are stupid and I don't care about them and 2) no other choice deserves some noms at a minimum and I'm furious
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
really hung up on how completely shit this poster is
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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this one weird trick will let you make a talk show but not have to pay union rates
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
a tale of two UK news outlets
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Amy the Chicken is the first speaker. The speaker is wearing a chicken costume with a bikini. They’re signing songs to Howard Shook.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
did u know jesus could lay it down on the bongos?
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just finished reading the running man and I am praying so hard that these hollywood cowards keep the ending for this new movie
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
perhaps you could be the lucky owner of gene hackman's Gorf arcade cabinet

www.bonhams.com/auction/3221...
www.bonhams.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
saw the mastermind over the weekend and I'm still thinking about the mastermind
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM