Professor Mortis
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The Transcribed Adventures of the Man with the Action Packed Reference Statistics
Had no idea there is a perception it’s hard to do a sequel to the last Bond. I have yet to see it but just do “ This never happened to the other fella” and move the fuck on. Who gives a rats ass about continuity in a series that has rebooted so many times and only had loose continuity before CR?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Had no idea there is a perception it’s hard to do a sequel to the last Bond. I have yet to see it but just do “ This never happened to the other fella” and move the fuck on. Who gives a rats ass about continuity in a series that has rebooted so many times and only had loose continuity before CR?
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Nazi Nightmare Werewolf Monster has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nazi Nightmare Werewolf Monster has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
I was wondering if the smell made you hold off on it
Probably
It can't be that much longer, but is it 30 mins, is it an hour, no idea
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I was wondering if the smell made you hold off on it
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
“Reach out Gretel. Use your feelings” #cinejanes
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Reach out Gretel. Use your feelings” #cinejanes
Obviously it’s not done yet but I think I prefer Osgood directing the scripts of others rather than writing his own scripts #cinejanes (I see why people really like him, but the ones I’ve seen previously I did not love)
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Obviously it’s not done yet but I think I prefer Osgood directing the scripts of others rather than writing his own scripts #cinejanes (I see why people really like him, but the ones I’ve seen previously I did not love)
Man listen to your big sister kid #cinejanes (I may have one of my own ;))
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Man listen to your big sister kid #cinejanes (I may have one of my own ;))
Sophia Lillis is so damn good, #cinejanes
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sophia Lillis is so damn good, #cinejanes
Good and creepy and sad so far! #cinejanes
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Good and creepy and sad so far! #cinejanes
Hey #cinejanes I have been with you the whole time (but doing dishes)
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey #cinejanes I have been with you the whole time (but doing dishes)
Fun time, thank you #driveinmob for finally checking this one off my list
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fun time, thank you #driveinmob for finally checking this one off my list
If you squint, you can see Iron Eagle doing live ammo practice #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you squint, you can see Iron Eagle doing live ammo practice #driveinmob
Gow Island's desert climate and mountains are impressive #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gow Island's desert climate and mountains are impressive #driveinmob
"Gow tower, this is Red Impulse...." #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Gow tower, this is Red Impulse...." #driveinmob
"Omniverous, all devouring, like Michael Pollan" #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Omniverous, all devouring, like Michael Pollan" #driveinmob
"And as I turned to Namiko, I thought are there still more night monsters, waiting for us in the dark...." #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"And as I turned to Namiko, I thought are there still more night monsters, waiting for us in the dark...." #driveinmob
I give Mamie credit for delivering these lines this well #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I give Mamie credit for delivering these lines this well #driveinmob
Two fisting the flashlights like he's Roy Rogers #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Two fisting the flashlights like he's Roy Rogers #driveinmob
"Well, he's dead, he's all messed up" #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Well, he's dead, he's all messed up" #driveinmob
"I don't mean vampires or werewolves, I'm talking about ghouls, something scientific!" #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"I don't mean vampires or werewolves, I'm talking about ghouls, something scientific!" #driveinmob
This movie could use a little Harry Morgan #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This movie could use a little Harry Morgan #driveinmob
Oh shit! He was playing against a Wookie and didn't let him win! #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh shit! He was playing against a Wookie and didn't let him win! #driveinmob
I feel like these FX are on par with Tom Baker era Dr. Who, but I may just really love The Seeds of Doom #driveinmob
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I feel like these FX are on par with Tom Baker era Dr. Who, but I may just really love The Seeds of Doom #driveinmob