Professor Mortis
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The Transcribed Adventures of the Man with the Action Packed Reference Statistics
“Even a Paul Rudd/who says his prayers/and offers Satan blood for eternal youth at night/can make a bad movie/when the bad movie bane blooms/and the autumn moon is bright”-old Malevan proverb re: Anaconda trailer
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Even a Paul Rudd/who says his prayers/and offers Satan blood for eternal youth at night/can make a bad movie/when the bad movie bane blooms/and the autumn moon is bright”-old Malevan proverb re: Anaconda trailer
I’m sure many have point this out, but in the 70s we still had people saying this about Jews, Italians, and Eastern Europeans. If you want proof that assimilation of even bad ideas is possible, Miller is proof positive.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m sure many have point this out, but in the 70s we still had people saying this about Jews, Italians, and Eastern Europeans. If you want proof that assimilation of even bad ideas is possible, Miller is proof positive.
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My least favorite part of Thanksgiving is when Matthew Hopkins checks everyone for the Devil's Mark.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My least favorite part of Thanksgiving is when Matthew Hopkins checks everyone for the Devil's Mark.
The Baroness can’t stand to hear Fay Wray in this, but I can’t imagine it would work if, say, Bruce Cabot was trying to carry it all with Robert Armstrong #driveinmob
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Baroness can’t stand to hear Fay Wray in this, but I can’t imagine it would work if, say, Bruce Cabot was trying to carry it all with Robert Armstrong #driveinmob
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
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November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let me know when #driveinmob gets to the big Kong breakout. Gorillas cannot break chrome steel; it’s science. Instead, Denham weakened the chains as part of a huge insurance fraud conspiracy. Also, the panic was intended to provide the FDR administration, which started *two days later* pretext
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Let me know when #driveinmob gets to the big Kong breakout. Gorillas cannot break chrome steel; it’s science. Instead, Denham weakened the chains as part of a huge insurance fraud conspiracy. Also, the panic was intended to provide the FDR administration, which started *two days later* pretext
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I forgot to take back one half hour to honor the kitchen god Convection
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I forgot to take back one half hour to honor the kitchen god Convection
@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social is the Membo Mailbag that just released a rerun?
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social is the Membo Mailbag that just released a rerun?
You Only Moved the Headstones, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You Only Moved the Headstones, Charlie Brown
A comfort 90s film...
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A comfort 90s film...
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A comfort 90s film...
(it's right there in the title)
(it's right there in the title)
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A comfort 90s film...
(it's right there in the title)
(it's right there in the title)
In the dark future, the Battle of the Network Stars will be fought with live ammo
BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS debuted #OTD in 1976.
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In the dark future, the Battle of the Network Stars will be fought with live ammo
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Oh good, forced conformity. Something to look forward to when the bring what they've decided are 1950s mores back #cinejanes
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh good, forced conformity. Something to look forward to when the bring what they've decided are 1950s mores back #cinejanes
I'm not one, and it is doing the same to me. #cinejanes
Being an introvert, all of these do-gooders are giving me agita
#CineJanes
#CineJanes
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm not one, and it is doing the same to me. #cinejanes
The train crash backstory is very Guy Maddin #cinejanes
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The train crash backstory is very Guy Maddin #cinejanes
I find the deep embrace of AI by the managerial class so depressing. People I should be taking seriously just hand waving away any issues with it to rave about how useful it is.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I find the deep embrace of AI by the managerial class so depressing. People I should be taking seriously just hand waving away any issues with it to rave about how useful it is.
#cinejanes rejoice, for I am with you
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#cinejanes rejoice, for I am with you
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
Had no idea there is a perception it’s hard to do a sequel to the last Bond. I have yet to see it but just do “ This never happened to the other fella” and move the fuck on. Who gives a rats ass about continuity in a series that has rebooted so many times and only had loose continuity before CR?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Had no idea there is a perception it’s hard to do a sequel to the last Bond. I have yet to see it but just do “ This never happened to the other fella” and move the fuck on. Who gives a rats ass about continuity in a series that has rebooted so many times and only had loose continuity before CR?
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Nazi Nightmare Werewolf Monster has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nazi Nightmare Werewolf Monster has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
I was wondering if the smell made you hold off on it
Probably
It can't be that much longer, but is it 30 mins, is it an hour, no idea
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I was wondering if the smell made you hold off on it