ProfessorBeetus 🖖
@profbeetus.bsky.social
chronic shitposter and veteran of posting wars. communist, pro-labor, pro-sex worker, pro-welfare state. writer. gamer. cats. black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, abolish prisons.
If you hear "I'm only happy when it rains" in a movie or TV show, you know it's gonna be good
August 9, 2023 at 6:26 AM
If you hear "I'm only happy when it rains" in a movie or TV show, you know it's gonna be good
Chris Farley is looking down on the main theme of Baldur's Gate 3 and having a sensible chuckle
August 6, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Chris Farley is looking down on the main theme of Baldur's Gate 3 and having a sensible chuckle
why did the cetaphil people make their face soap look like cum
August 3, 2023 at 2:37 AM
why did the cetaphil people make their face soap look like cum
well deleted my twitter account with the dom lucre/csam stuff. I would rather not end up with csam coming across my timeline because of elon musk being the dumbest man alive
July 28, 2023 at 11:29 PM
well deleted my twitter account with the dom lucre/csam stuff. I would rather not end up with csam coming across my timeline because of elon musk being the dumbest man alive
Osama Bin-Laden trained the 9/11 hijackers at a "terrorist training camp*"
*a scholastic book fair*
*a scholastic book fair*
hey Animorphs feed! let's kick this off talking about some wild shit that happened in those books and make everyone say "what the fuck?"
who remembers when Rachel hijacked a jet and flew it into a skyscraper, but it's okay because the book was written before 9/11?
who remembers when Rachel hijacked a jet and flew it into a skyscraper, but it's okay because the book was written before 9/11?
July 24, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Osama Bin-Laden trained the 9/11 hijackers at a "terrorist training camp*"
*a scholastic book fair*
*a scholastic book fair*
If you are constantly reskeeting replies to your own post, I won't unfollow or block but I will probably mute, because it's obnoxious. I'm probably going to see your replies anyway but it's annoying how much the reposts take over my feed
July 24, 2023 at 4:16 PM
If you are constantly reskeeting replies to your own post, I won't unfollow or block but I will probably mute, because it's obnoxious. I'm probably going to see your replies anyway but it's annoying how much the reposts take over my feed
anyway enough dumb shit, anyone watching strange new worlds? absolutely wild that we have the best trek since TNG and it just keeps getting better. shame about paramount though. hope they can at least eke out a 3rd season because the cast is such a delight and they clearly enjoy being there
July 24, 2023 at 3:43 PM
anyway enough dumb shit, anyone watching strange new worlds? absolutely wild that we have the best trek since TNG and it just keeps getting better. shame about paramount though. hope they can at least eke out a 3rd season because the cast is such a delight and they clearly enjoy being there
what if I told you you could mute accounts you find tedious
July 24, 2023 at 3:39 PM
what if I told you you could mute accounts you find tedious
wlcome to blue sky, here's your gun. we have moderated the actual Nazis so you have been assigned a place in the circular firing squad. as an alternative you may apply to tilt at windmills
July 24, 2023 at 3:27 PM
wlcome to blue sky, here's your gun. we have moderated the actual Nazis so you have been assigned a place in the circular firing squad. as an alternative you may apply to tilt at windmills
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as you wrap your shawl tighter around your face to keep out the dust on your way back to the ruins of the city, your phone buzzes, picking up a signal from one of the last cell towers that still works. "Climate experts say we may miss 1.5C target," says the notification
July 24, 2023 at 3:21 PM
as you wrap your shawl tighter around your face to keep out the dust on your way back to the ruins of the city, your phone buzzes, picking up a signal from one of the last cell towers that still works. "Climate experts say we may miss 1.5C target," says the notification
playing final fantasy 7 remake again and playing a badass eco-terrorist is certainly a vibe in 2023
July 23, 2023 at 6:32 AM
playing final fantasy 7 remake again and playing a badass eco-terrorist is certainly a vibe in 2023
as someone who listened to "get low" about 11 billion times in college, it's been wild to jump on bluesky and see people talking about their "skeets"
July 23, 2023 at 6:06 AM
as someone who listened to "get low" about 11 billion times in college, it's been wild to jump on bluesky and see people talking about their "skeets"
the ben shapiro barbie thing is amazing. "hmm yes, this thumbnail where I sandwich myself between two of the hottest people on earth and look like an angry little troll is 100% a good look"
July 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM
the ben shapiro barbie thing is amazing. "hmm yes, this thumbnail where I sandwich myself between two of the hottest people on earth and look like an angry little troll is 100% a good look"
people can come up with some fringe circumstances but nothing you can say will make me feel bad about NFT losers
July 21, 2023 at 10:17 PM
people can come up with some fringe circumstances but nothing you can say will make me feel bad about NFT losers
oh, I see there is already discourse happening. most excellent
July 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
oh, I see there is already discourse happening. most excellent
this place looks familiar
July 21, 2023 at 6:00 AM
this place looks familiar