Procyon
@procyonyx.bsky.social
25 | They/them | I got the good-at-math autism
My body is a machine that turns puzzles into being stuck on the extraction step.
"Put something silly in the world / That ain’t been there before."
My body is a machine that turns puzzles into being stuck on the extraction step.
"Put something silly in the world / That ain’t been there before."
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy to be of service.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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shut the fuck up you goddamn coward
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
shut the fuck up you goddamn coward
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Dressing up as Birdbrain Teto tonight and if a single person recognizes me I’m going to run through the streets in celebration like the mariners won the world series
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dressing up as Birdbrain Teto tonight and if a single person recognizes me I’m going to run through the streets in celebration like the mariners won the world series
Canzone should learn to also bat righty so when he comes off the bench he’s the Mariners’ sub switch Dom
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Canzone should learn to also bat righty so when he comes off the bench he’s the Mariners’ sub switch Dom
Taking Civil Procedure has turned my search bar into a slot machine: What happens when I type "rule"? Porn? /r/196? 12(b)(6) Failure to State a Claim? Who knows...
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Taking Civil Procedure has turned my search bar into a slot machine: What happens when I type "rule"? Porn? /r/196? 12(b)(6) Failure to State a Claim? Who knows...
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October 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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FUN FACT: A group of Seattle Mariners fans is known as a baseballycule
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
FUN FACT: A group of Seattle Mariners fans is known as a baseballycule
Microagressing the food delivery robots by cutting in front of them on my bike and making them stop all confused
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Microagressing the food delivery robots by cutting in front of them on my bike and making them stop all confused
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We even get a scrimmage Salmon run!
Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun
Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We even get a scrimmage Salmon run!
Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun
Victor Robles (!!!) wins it!
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #SalmonRun
RIP "The stat about nothing | SCORIGAMI, Part 3 of 4", you would have loved "Green Bay Packers @ Dallas Cowboys 09/29/2025"
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
RIP "The stat about nothing | SCORIGAMI, Part 3 of 4", you would have loved "Green Bay Packers @ Dallas Cowboys 09/29/2025"
It was a dark and stormy night, following a Ramos gin fizz evening
September 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It was a dark and stormy night, following a Ramos gin fizz evening
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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
Hell hath no bloodlust like a room of law students learning about when they can and cannot perform acts of self defense in response to trespass
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hell hath no bloodlust like a room of law students learning about when they can and cannot perform acts of self defense in response to trespass
Autism rules and if you get put off by me because I can hyperfixate and talk about a topic I think is really cool or want to follow a rigid schedule for something, that’s a YP not an MP - your problem.
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Autism rules and if you get put off by me because I can hyperfixate and talk about a topic I think is really cool or want to follow a rigid schedule for something, that’s a YP not an MP - your problem.
There’s something so compelling about the taste of Chex mix with pool water. It’s delicious. The subtle saltiness of the Chex mix elevates the pool water.
September 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
There’s something so compelling about the taste of Chex mix with pool water. It’s delicious. The subtle saltiness of the Chex mix elevates the pool water.
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Forgot to post Birdbrain Teto
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Forgot to post Birdbrain Teto
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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Big Dumper for MVP.
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Big Dumper for MVP.
If Galactic is the last puzzle hunt I do this year then it was a hell of a hunt to go out on. I’ve been in top form all year, and it’s nice to have the confidence heading towards Mystery Hunt.
2026 is the year of the MH into MAO Nats sweep, manifesting 🙏
2026 is the year of the MH into MAO Nats sweep, manifesting 🙏
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If Galactic is the last puzzle hunt I do this year then it was a hell of a hunt to go out on. I’ve been in top form all year, and it’s nice to have the confidence heading towards Mystery Hunt.
2026 is the year of the MH into MAO Nats sweep, manifesting 🙏
2026 is the year of the MH into MAO Nats sweep, manifesting 🙏