Pic inspired me to try and get out of my dry spell and I think my throat now has an appointment tonight 💜

Mad is an overstatement, it’s more of a “come on man, this too?” Why can’t some other team have that specific micro-evil. It’s just tiring. The dodgers, the yankees, it’s no fun when there’s no underdog or good story to root for in the modern hellscape.

This is the kind of night that makes you lose hope. In the end, capitalism will always win. What a shitshow.

Get you a coyote sona, Gianmarco. Trust me on this one.

Using the prop bag to conceal a gatorade bottle filled with water the way god intended

Person working the door at Rocky Horror recognized it. It doesn’t get said enough but god bless queer people.

China’s no longer the most populous country because so many people were indignant

Big Trumper

This is my mnemonic for remembering switch and vers. Also in my list of mnemonics: knowing which way is up on the bi flag because I want women (pink) to top me.

What about a good guy with a bad gun versus a bad guy with a good gun?

How long until someone ends up deported for posting just a little too epically (reply-guying the white house with Trevor Moore)

What about an equally good guy with a gooder gun?

Me walking into class like