P.R. Kaufmann
@prkaufmann.bsky.social
A writer. Lover of socks & coffee. Author of Fathoms Uncharted & other things. Screenwriter. US Army Veteran. Possibly Immortal.
Hey Writing Friends! I've got a short script that I believe has got LEGS! I'd love it if anyone would be interested in taking a look at it for me!
And I'd be super happy to return the favor!
Here's the log line:
Facing an imminent apocalypse, 3 friends argue over what to bring on their escape.
And I'd be super happy to return the favor!
Here's the log line:
Facing an imminent apocalypse, 3 friends argue over what to bring on their escape.
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey Writing Friends! I've got a short script that I believe has got LEGS! I'd love it if anyone would be interested in taking a look at it for me!
And I'd be super happy to return the favor!
Here's the log line:
Facing an imminent apocalypse, 3 friends argue over what to bring on their escape.
And I'd be super happy to return the favor!
Here's the log line:
Facing an imminent apocalypse, 3 friends argue over what to bring on their escape.
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Podcast promotion! ✨✨ Now with VIDEO! ✨✨
I'm going to get even further out of my comfort zone and ask you to share this with anyone who likes audiobooks, speculative fiction, and guys with beards who put them together into a podcast.
Thanks, friends :)
I'm going to get even further out of my comfort zone and ask you to share this with anyone who likes audiobooks, speculative fiction, and guys with beards who put them together into a podcast.
Thanks, friends :)
April 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Podcast promotion! ✨✨ Now with VIDEO! ✨✨
I'm going to get even further out of my comfort zone and ask you to share this with anyone who likes audiobooks, speculative fiction, and guys with beards who put them together into a podcast.
Thanks, friends :)
I'm going to get even further out of my comfort zone and ask you to share this with anyone who likes audiobooks, speculative fiction, and guys with beards who put them together into a podcast.
Thanks, friends :)
Reposted by P.R. Kaufmann
Did you know I beta read on commission? As of today, I've read 5 WIPs this year! 🤗
Check out what a prior client said and shout if interested:
"Rebecca is prompt, honest, and truly has a love for helping people sharpen their stories."
www.rebeccaweberwrites.com/beta-read-se...
#betaread #writers
Check out what a prior client said and shout if interested:
"Rebecca is prompt, honest, and truly has a love for helping people sharpen their stories."
www.rebeccaweberwrites.com/beta-read-se...
#betaread #writers
a stack of books with the words i want to read all the books
ALT: a stack of books with the words i want to read all the books
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Did you know I beta read on commission? As of today, I've read 5 WIPs this year! 🤗
Check out what a prior client said and shout if interested:
"Rebecca is prompt, honest, and truly has a love for helping people sharpen their stories."
www.rebeccaweberwrites.com/beta-read-se...
#betaread #writers
Check out what a prior client said and shout if interested:
"Rebecca is prompt, honest, and truly has a love for helping people sharpen their stories."
www.rebeccaweberwrites.com/beta-read-se...
#betaread #writers
Shakespeare's line, "If he could right himself with quarelling, some of us would lie low," has never felt more relevant to this old US Army Veteran.
If y'all think the people who swore to defend this nation will idly & complicitly stand by while it destroys itself, you're gravely mistaken.
If y'all think the people who swore to defend this nation will idly & complicitly stand by while it destroys itself, you're gravely mistaken.
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shakespeare's line, "If he could right himself with quarelling, some of us would lie low," has never felt more relevant to this old US Army Veteran.
If y'all think the people who swore to defend this nation will idly & complicitly stand by while it destroys itself, you're gravely mistaken.
If y'all think the people who swore to defend this nation will idly & complicitly stand by while it destroys itself, you're gravely mistaken.
Bath & Body Works has this line of Disney princess scented products. Cinderella, Belle, Jasmine, Tiana. They're all here...
Except Vanellope Von Schweetz. She got cut, and it seems a little too specifically unfair to me. Like, WTH?
Why the hate for the star of Wreck-It Ralph?
Except Vanellope Von Schweetz. She got cut, and it seems a little too specifically unfair to me. Like, WTH?
Why the hate for the star of Wreck-It Ralph?
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bath & Body Works has this line of Disney princess scented products. Cinderella, Belle, Jasmine, Tiana. They're all here...
Except Vanellope Von Schweetz. She got cut, and it seems a little too specifically unfair to me. Like, WTH?
Why the hate for the star of Wreck-It Ralph?
Except Vanellope Von Schweetz. She got cut, and it seems a little too specifically unfair to me. Like, WTH?
Why the hate for the star of Wreck-It Ralph?
What is it with so many predatory businesses in the creative field? I expected a few scams, but it's getting ridiculous! So many people dipping into the (typically empty) pockets of new writers. All I want is to get my book to readers & maybe MAYBE get a review!
Thank you for reading my rant!
Thank you for reading my rant!
April 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What is it with so many predatory businesses in the creative field? I expected a few scams, but it's getting ridiculous! So many people dipping into the (typically empty) pockets of new writers. All I want is to get my book to readers & maybe MAYBE get a review!
Thank you for reading my rant!
Thank you for reading my rant!
In all honesty, I'm surprised that people havewillingly jumped aboard the 'Mothers Against Canada' bandwagon driven by Kyle's mom.
March 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In all honesty, I'm surprised that people havewillingly jumped aboard the 'Mothers Against Canada' bandwagon driven by Kyle's mom.
My next adventure, helping to breathe life back into a local theater, starts now!
March 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My next adventure, helping to breathe life back into a local theater, starts now!
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Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦
🔊
🎥Nature
🔊
🎥Nature
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦
🔊
🎥Nature
🔊
🎥Nature
I have always loved System Shock 2. Its sci-fi horror setting and role-playing mechanics have earned tenure in my hard drive.
I've been excited ever since I learned about the remaster.
But I gotta say, paying $30 for what amounts to a slight graphics update just isn't in my budget.
I've been excited ever since I learned about the remaster.
But I gotta say, paying $30 for what amounts to a slight graphics update just isn't in my budget.
March 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have always loved System Shock 2. Its sci-fi horror setting and role-playing mechanics have earned tenure in my hard drive.
I've been excited ever since I learned about the remaster.
But I gotta say, paying $30 for what amounts to a slight graphics update just isn't in my budget.
I've been excited ever since I learned about the remaster.
But I gotta say, paying $30 for what amounts to a slight graphics update just isn't in my budget.
I see people boycotting Tesla & Musk and all that, and I'm like: sure, get after it.
But I also have to admit that even if Elon stood for Veterans rights or supporting writers, I would never, ever buy a cybertruck because they look like lazy props from an 80s sci-fi movie.
But I also have to admit that even if Elon stood for Veterans rights or supporting writers, I would never, ever buy a cybertruck because they look like lazy props from an 80s sci-fi movie.
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I see people boycotting Tesla & Musk and all that, and I'm like: sure, get after it.
But I also have to admit that even if Elon stood for Veterans rights or supporting writers, I would never, ever buy a cybertruck because they look like lazy props from an 80s sci-fi movie.
But I also have to admit that even if Elon stood for Veterans rights or supporting writers, I would never, ever buy a cybertruck because they look like lazy props from an 80s sci-fi movie.
Post a picture of you that’s not actually you
March 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Post a picture of you that’s not actually you
Can confirm
Three hardest things
for a man to say:
1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
for a man to say:
1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
February 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Can confirm
I hate writing personal statements for writing fellowships.
I don't know how to cram introspection, ambition, and the 'je ne sais quoi' of my whole self as a writer into 400 words.
It was 500 words last year. Now I'm really missing those spare 100 words. For adjectives and whatnot.
I don't know how to cram introspection, ambition, and the 'je ne sais quoi' of my whole self as a writer into 400 words.
It was 500 words last year. Now I'm really missing those spare 100 words. For adjectives and whatnot.
February 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hate writing personal statements for writing fellowships.
I don't know how to cram introspection, ambition, and the 'je ne sais quoi' of my whole self as a writer into 400 words.
It was 500 words last year. Now I'm really missing those spare 100 words. For adjectives and whatnot.
I don't know how to cram introspection, ambition, and the 'je ne sais quoi' of my whole self as a writer into 400 words.
It was 500 words last year. Now I'm really missing those spare 100 words. For adjectives and whatnot.
Not sure if I'm weird or if everyone finds the ambient music in KOTOR 2 soothing.
I'm probably just weird.
I'm probably just weird.
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Not sure if I'm weird or if everyone finds the ambient music in KOTOR 2 soothing.
I'm probably just weird.
I'm probably just weird.
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Military Veterans! Applications are open for the Veterans Writing Project 2025-26 cycle! The deadline to submit your application is Sunday, March 16.
To learn more and apply, please visit bit.ly/about-VWP
To learn more and apply, please visit bit.ly/about-VWP
February 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Military Veterans! Applications are open for the Veterans Writing Project 2025-26 cycle! The deadline to submit your application is Sunday, March 16.
To learn more and apply, please visit bit.ly/about-VWP
To learn more and apply, please visit bit.ly/about-VWP
Now I've gone and done it.
Deleted & uninstalled my Twitter.
Place was getting worse every day.
Bad news is that I'm practically starting over at less than 100 followers.
So, if you know anyone looking for another nerdy writer to follow, send 'em my way, please!!!
Deleted & uninstalled my Twitter.
Place was getting worse every day.
Bad news is that I'm practically starting over at less than 100 followers.
So, if you know anyone looking for another nerdy writer to follow, send 'em my way, please!!!
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now I've gone and done it.
Deleted & uninstalled my Twitter.
Place was getting worse every day.
Bad news is that I'm practically starting over at less than 100 followers.
So, if you know anyone looking for another nerdy writer to follow, send 'em my way, please!!!
Deleted & uninstalled my Twitter.
Place was getting worse every day.
Bad news is that I'm practically starting over at less than 100 followers.
So, if you know anyone looking for another nerdy writer to follow, send 'em my way, please!!!
I've got the best partner in the entire universe.
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I've got the best partner in the entire universe.
This morning, I discovered that my daughter has eaten the front heel of our store-bought bread loaf.
She just...ate it, ancient laws be damned.
Perhaps she IS the Chosen One.
She just...ate it, ancient laws be damned.
Perhaps she IS the Chosen One.
February 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This morning, I discovered that my daughter has eaten the front heel of our store-bought bread loaf.
She just...ate it, ancient laws be damned.
Perhaps she IS the Chosen One.
She just...ate it, ancient laws be damned.
Perhaps she IS the Chosen One.
Way back when Attack of the Clones came out, Triumph the Insult Dog arrived to heckle fans in line for the movie, including a pregnant woman due to give birth that June.
I wonder, what happened to that kid?
youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk?...
I wonder, what happened to that kid?
youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk?...
Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien
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February 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Way back when Attack of the Clones came out, Triumph the Insult Dog arrived to heckle fans in line for the movie, including a pregnant woman due to give birth that June.
I wonder, what happened to that kid?
youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk?...
I wonder, what happened to that kid?
youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk?...
I would have never suspected that making Dwight Schrute a Regional Manager was the metaphor we deserved and the one we needed.
February 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would have never suspected that making Dwight Schrute a Regional Manager was the metaphor we deserved and the one we needed.
I had the dream again. The one where I'm still in the Army. We're going to the field, but I can't find my shirt. I've got pants on, and my boots (sometimes I've got my boots, sometimes I'm missing those, too), and everyone's waiting on me, but I'm not ready.
February 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I had the dream again. The one where I'm still in the Army. We're going to the field, but I can't find my shirt. I've got pants on, and my boots (sometimes I've got my boots, sometimes I'm missing those, too), and everyone's waiting on me, but I'm not ready.
If I'm ever fortunate enough to get lunch with Jane Espenson and Aaron Sorkin, someone will need to physically wrench me from that table before I'm ready to leave.
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If I'm ever fortunate enough to get lunch with Jane Espenson and Aaron Sorkin, someone will need to physically wrench me from that table before I'm ready to leave.
I'm so excited to share the new cover for my sci-fi novel, Fathoms Uncharted, produced by the amazing Boise-area artist Kamryn Boykin. Look for more of Kamryn's work at kamrynrose.art
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm so excited to share the new cover for my sci-fi novel, Fathoms Uncharted, produced by the amazing Boise-area artist Kamryn Boykin. Look for more of Kamryn's work at kamrynrose.art
Likely not a thing I'll get to do in this lifetime, but I'm totally adding 'conduct an orchestra through the Empire Strikes Back finale' to my dream bucket list
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Likely not a thing I'll get to do in this lifetime, but I'm totally adding 'conduct an orchestra through the Empire Strikes Back finale' to my dream bucket list