Mobile gaming irritates me so much sometimes. We could have had a turned-based rennaissance, but instead we ended up with

- idle games (how is it fun to not do anything?)

- predatory gacha bullshit (some of these are still fun, but it's a slog to find good ones)

- an unceasing deluge of ads

Had a dream i was a Vtuber. I could never pull that off. Talking to people!?!??!

My model would just aggressively macarena their way out of every awkward moment....or victory. Or other external stimulus.

I'm not a violent or radical person, but there is definitely a small group of people i wouldn't be against someone kidnapping and lowering into a volcano inch by inch if they had the means

It's all bullshit, you know.

It doesn't matter how many figures there are in your salary.

You're still working class, and the oligarchs will still try to fuck you if they can.

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

Would it be more upsetting to be slapped with a waffle or a pancake?

Converting to thr metric system to own the lbs

Somebody remind me to 🏴‍☠️ disco elysium tomorrow night when I'm home from Seattle

I'm on my second train journey this month, and the first was also my first train ride/return ride ever

I fucking love trains. I may never fly again.

Loreal's "No more tears" formula is BULLSHIT. I've been drinking it for 3 hours now and I'm still sobbing.

Accidentally spent money on a sugar free version of soda and i can feel my soul dying with every sip

It cant be normal how irritated i get at people being loud in public places.

The horrors never cease but I’m staying sober which counts for double the cosmic points I think

I want to like this site so much, but I've never liked twitter. Politics and user experience aside, from a strictly mechanical perspective it's not much different.

Hello internet.