Pesto Under the Mistletoe 🌱💋
@prestoitspesto.bsky.social
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Weird bear of some kind
AKA - Your own worst enemy
25 - September 23 🎉
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Weird bear of some kind
AKA - Your own worst enemy
25 - September 23 🎉
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Paint me like one of your Fat Girls 😩🪭
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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Can you still call it a “work fit” if nothing fits?
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can you still call it a “work fit” if nothing fits?
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
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I have yet to see anyone post this here, so I will do the honors 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I have yet to see anyone post this here, so I will do the honors 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Looming 👀
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Looming 👀
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Idk why I just assumed Bsky would be any different from twitter when it comes to people fighting for their shitty takes, but I guess not;
There's still so many mfs dying on hills of their own misinformed opinions
There's still so many mfs dying on hills of their own misinformed opinions
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Idk why I just assumed Bsky would be any different from twitter when it comes to people fighting for their shitty takes, but I guess not;
There's still so many mfs dying on hills of their own misinformed opinions
There's still so many mfs dying on hills of their own misinformed opinions
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Making a big fat spectacle of yourself can be great foreplay
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Making a big fat spectacle of yourself can be great foreplay
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My two favorite deer celebrating the season!! Both wearing it well imooooo
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My two favorite deer celebrating the season!! Both wearing it well imooooo
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Remus is amab but has genital dysphoria so he exchanged it for the other part instead, he's dating Mathan the bear cop who work in the same building as him🐻
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Remus is amab but has genital dysphoria so he exchanged it for the other part instead, he's dating Mathan the bear cop who work in the same building as him🐻
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ummdndmdnh uhhhh uhhhhhmmmm
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ummdndmdnh uhhhh uhhhhhmmmm
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WANT TO MAKE OUT CRAZY FREAKY STYLE 🤖
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
WANT TO MAKE OUT CRAZY FREAKY STYLE 🤖
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excess weight is best shared with friends <3 @isaacroo.bsky.social @jalapenosupreme.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
excess weight is best shared with friends <3 @isaacroo.bsky.social @jalapenosupreme.bsky.social
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December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
I work too much but here's some tummy for the Tuesday 🤘
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I work too much but here's some tummy for the Tuesday 🤘
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I don’t think it’s normal for sheep to be that heavy…
Art by @bootfromtv.bsky.social!
Art by @bootfromtv.bsky.social!
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don’t think it’s normal for sheep to be that heavy…
Art by @bootfromtv.bsky.social!
Art by @bootfromtv.bsky.social!
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Your local lion needs snacks, would you make him fatter?
>Yes!
>Absolutely!
>Yes!
>Absolutely!
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Your local lion needs snacks, would you make him fatter?
>Yes!
>Absolutely!
>Yes!
>Absolutely!