Pesto Under the Mistletoe 🌱💋
@prestoitspesto.bsky.social
🔞🔞🔞🔞TURN BACK🔞🔞🔞🔞
Weird bear of some kind
AKA - Your own worst enemy
25 - September 23 🎉
Pfp by @ratasstouille.bsky.social
Weird bear of some kind
AKA - Your own worst enemy
25 - September 23 🎉
Pfp by @ratasstouille.bsky.social
Looming 👀
December 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Looming 👀
I work too much but here's some tummy for the Tuesday 🤘
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I work too much but here's some tummy for the Tuesday 🤘
Meant to post this too >,>
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Meant to post this too >,>
More gratuitous belly button content because I got a cute innie
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
More gratuitous belly button content because I got a cute innie
Give me a deeper belly button and I'll be set for life 👌👌👌
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Give me a deeper belly button and I'll be set for life 👌👌👌
Ain't ever looked this good in a sweater 🧸
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ain't ever looked this good in a sweater 🧸
At the same time, being as short as I am makes it easier to pack on more heft, so I think I'll stick with the shortstack look~ 🥞🥞
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
At the same time, being as short as I am makes it easier to pack on more heft, so I think I'll stick with the shortstack look~ 🥞🥞
Sometimes I wish I was tall enough to loom over losers with good-looking food 🤤
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sometimes I wish I was tall enough to loom over losers with good-looking food 🤤
Maybe I'm just a lil round... 💙
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Maybe I'm just a lil round... 💙
Sorry, can't help ya
jockstrap too small, see?
jockstrap too small, see?
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sorry, can't help ya
jockstrap too small, see?
jockstrap too small, see?
Happy early anniversary to @lucablyat.bsky.social, my big cat! You're the sweetest, kindest, hottest softie I could ever ask for and I'm extremely lucky to be your lil hubby bear 💜💜💜🐈🧸💙💙💙
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Happy early anniversary to @lucablyat.bsky.social, my big cat! You're the sweetest, kindest, hottest softie I could ever ask for and I'm extremely lucky to be your lil hubby bear 💜💜💜🐈🧸💙💙💙
Okay maybe a lil more #tummytuesday >///>"
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Okay maybe a lil more #tummytuesday >///>"
Somethin for #tummytuesday before I head back to work 🧸
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Somethin for #tummytuesday before I head back to work 🧸
Feelin' soft 🧸
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Feelin' soft 🧸
Should open up a bakery with the amount of muffin top I got goin on 🧁
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Should open up a bakery with the amount of muffin top I got goin on 🧁
Had a nice big meal after work. I'm finally getting settled in and cozy ☺️
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Had a nice big meal after work. I'm finally getting settled in and cozy ☺️
Obsessed with this blue lighting ngl
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Obsessed with this blue lighting ngl
Low angles are just cheating 👌
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Low angles are just cheating 👌
A shape 💧
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A shape 💧
The three B's...
Butts. Bellies. Battlestar Galactica.
Butts. Bellies. Battlestar Galactica.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The three B's...
Butts. Bellies. Battlestar Galactica.
Butts. Bellies. Battlestar Galactica.
Shhh! It's a secret to everyone
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Shhh! It's a secret to everyone
Some more blue (feat. My Guy Otto)
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Some more blue (feat. My Guy Otto)
Blue's not bad too..
Pretty harsh on the eyes irl tho 💡😵💫
Pretty harsh on the eyes irl tho 💡😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Blue's not bad too..
Pretty harsh on the eyes irl tho 💡😵💫
Pretty harsh on the eyes irl tho 💡😵💫
Neat lighting
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Neat lighting
Not using this account for anything so here's a few saucy pics from the backlog 🐽
I'm short and in the ballpark of 180-190 lbs, kinda chunky
I'm short and in the ballpark of 180-190 lbs, kinda chunky
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not using this account for anything so here's a few saucy pics from the backlog 🐽
I'm short and in the ballpark of 180-190 lbs, kinda chunky
I'm short and in the ballpark of 180-190 lbs, kinda chunky