god what I would give to be able to listen to Zach Lowe rant about the Luka trade after he drinks exactly one beer

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

warner theater, morgantown, west virginia, 1995

i think we can all agree that,

orange dinosaur, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986

"hellooooooooOOOoooooo" - mr jackpots

gonna name my firstborn ogugua

I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.

be here now

thought about trying out for some nba teams this year, but i figured they’d probably tell some average joe like me to take a hike. it’s no use. lousy idea anyway