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Eating my veggies and doing cybersecurity stuff.
I’ve just heard of Tearscape, and it 100% looks like a crossover of Bloodborne and Zelda Oracle of Ages/Seasons, with a Metroidvania-Style map.

I can’t express how much of my cup of tea this game seems to be, and can’t wait to try it.
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Wow, so ChatGPT is now listing Grokipedia (of all things) as the source of some of its answers... 😅
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I can't believe Goodreads still does not offer dark mode in this the year of the lord 2026.

Time to build a book reading tracker in Notion instead.
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Considering modding my Quest headset as I’d really, REALLY love a Electric Callboy, My Chemical Romance or Twenty One Pilots pack. They would be perfect for the game.
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My absolute favorite thing about Christmas is all the different ways you can have a Christmas dinner throughout December.

My local pizza place does a Christmas dinner pizza, with Brussels sprouts, parsnips, (vegan) pigs in blankets, and gravy instead of a tomato base.
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Can't hang out right now, I'm currently on my bi-yearly Minecraft hyperfixation month. See you all in December.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
10°C this morning.

Going out for a little bowl of vegan stew and a toastie, a coffee and maybe start looking at getting some halloween decorations.

My powers are growing.
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Had a brilliant time at @bsidesbelfast.bsky.social , and particularly loved the couple of talks about malware delivery through Sims 4 mods, and the history of Video Game Console Hacking.
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happy SilkSong release day for those who celebrate.
September 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Yesterday I went to the cinema and there were 2 UK Navy and 1 UK Army recruiting ads before the movie.

Meanwhile they recently removed a vegan ad for being “unsettling” 🙃
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Vegan charity advert banned after featuring baby being taken from mother
The advert has been labelled as irresponsible, distressing and likely to cause widespread offence
www.independent.co.uk
August 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
No Microsoft Outlook, I can guarantee i did not mean to say Host Ñames (wtf is even that word lol)
August 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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if a human being was caught talking with a minor about suicide this way they'd face criminal charges
I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today

This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be

OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business
August 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just finished Claire Obscur:Expedition 33 and I can 100% say it is GOTY 2025 for me. Even with Death Stranding 2 and even Silksong around the corner, I cannot imagine any other game being this beautiful (and making me feel the 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼) in the way Clair Obscur did.
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’ve noticed there are more goth and emo kids everywhere again these days.

Nature is healing.
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thank you France for Clair Obscur, Landmvrks and Arcane. I owe you a big apology.
August 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I caved in and ended up buying Expedition 33 (I know the game is amazing, but my backlog is just too big at this point). And oh my, the start does not disappoint.
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy La Dispute EP release day to all who celebrate #LaDispute #iamnoone
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
These tomatoes kinda looks like Handsome Squidward 🤨
February 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Ziff Davis, owner of sites including IGN and CNET, quietly removed DEI language from its website.

🔗 www.404media.co/ziff-davis-d...
February 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Breaking: Apple pulls end-to-end encrypted storage option from UK after secret order for a back door. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Apple yanks encrypted storage in U.K. instead of allowing backdoor access
Apple disabled its most secure data storage offering for new customers in the United Kingdom on Friday rather than comply with a secret government order.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM