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D. B. Pooper
@ppants.bsky.social
· Mar 4
Truly God hath got you in his sights, motherfucker
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master splinter doesn't catch nearly enough heat for his use of child soldiers
July 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
master splinter doesn't catch nearly enough heat for his use of child soldiers
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
The real reason Guy Fieri has never done a Cascade commercial is because he fills the soap compartment in his dishwasher with ponzu sauce and don't let him tell you anything different
July 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The real reason Guy Fieri has never done a Cascade commercial is because he fills the soap compartment in his dishwasher with ponzu sauce and don't let him tell you anything different
The only reason I've never gotten a vasectomy is because I refuse to wear the no chewing cone
July 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The only reason I've never gotten a vasectomy is because I refuse to wear the no chewing cone
Listen, I'm not gonna kill myself. I AM going to wish I had the strength though
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Listen, I'm not gonna kill myself. I AM going to wish I had the strength though
My brain is dying and I hate everything and everyone
July 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My brain is dying and I hate everything and everyone
Lou Bega hasn't released Mambo No. 6 because it's just a list of the exact times and dates that you and everyone you love will die
July 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lou Bega hasn't released Mambo No. 6 because it's just a list of the exact times and dates that you and everyone you love will die
Area's Seventh Most Popular Stripper Presumed Dead After Chevy Cobalt Covered in Kuromi Decals Found at Bottom of Local Reservoir
July 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Area's Seventh Most Popular Stripper Presumed Dead After Chevy Cobalt Covered in Kuromi Decals Found at Bottom of Local Reservoir
Genuinely might kill myself jk hahaha who knows am I right
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Genuinely might kill myself jk hahaha who knows am I right
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bowser is insanely wealthy for a turtle
June 13, 2023 at 2:44 AM
bowser is insanely wealthy for a turtle
One of the easiest things you can try to imagine is an industry plant musical act opening for somebody like Motion City Soundtrack at The House of Blues and they're called like "The Character Method"
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
One of the easiest things you can try to imagine is an industry plant musical act opening for somebody like Motion City Soundtrack at The House of Blues and they're called like "The Character Method"
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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
I'd like for them to make a Horse Centipede movie. I'm not a pervert, I just really hate horses and I want them to know fear.
June 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'd like for them to make a Horse Centipede movie. I'm not a pervert, I just really hate horses and I want them to know fear.
Space Jam 3 is about kidnapping Ken Jeong to perform dialysis treatments on Marvin the Martian
June 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Space Jam 3 is about kidnapping Ken Jeong to perform dialysis treatments on Marvin the Martian
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[voice you use when two kids are fighting over a toy] Elon! Donald! Please! There's no need to fight! You can BOTH be pedophiles 😌
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[voice you use when two kids are fighting over a toy] Elon! Donald! Please! There's no need to fight! You can BOTH be pedophiles 😌
Which one is going to lay eggs in the other one's chest first
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Which one is going to lay eggs in the other one's chest first
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lol elon musk is going to mishima himself with a boring company flamethrower huh
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 AM
lol elon musk is going to mishima himself with a boring company flamethrower huh
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On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
For sale: fuck doll, lightly used
May 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For sale: fuck doll, lightly used
The big difference is that the Oompa Loompas clearly have a sort of egalitarian equality and Minions are what happens when you microwave Stooge cum
May 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The big difference is that the Oompa Loompas clearly have a sort of egalitarian equality and Minions are what happens when you microwave Stooge cum
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hey babe your buxom bosom is so bodacious . surfs up in my pants
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
hey babe your buxom bosom is so bodacious . surfs up in my pants
Yes, but can they make an AI that pleases my wife
April 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yes, but can they make an AI that pleases my wife
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alien diplomat (displaying the exact wrong amount of knowledge about mankind): greetings, homos
April 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
alien diplomat (displaying the exact wrong amount of knowledge about mankind): greetings, homos
The Hunchback of Van Damme
April 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Hunchback of Van Damme
Kill Bill is so great I love when she fights Gogurt Yakuza
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kill Bill is so great I love when she fights Gogurt Yakuza