The Oldest Recorded Blerd.
Wyd?
Giving them a chance?
(Be honest and don’t give the hivemind answer.)
Just like Dennis Miller, only just barely funnier by the slimmest margin possible.
Just like Dennis Miller, only just barely funnier by the slimmest margin possible.
How does this help?
How does this help?
That’s why it takes so damn long. 💀
That’s why it takes so damn long. 💀
"dad, my car won't start"-ass child.
til you pay the cost to be the boss, you a child
"dad, my car won't start"-ass child.
til you pay the cost to be the boss, you a child
- she shares her bed with a criminal
- she shares her lineage with a child rapist/sex offender
It fits perfectly.
But what the fuck?! She is nowhere near qualified for this.
- she shares her bed with a criminal
- she shares her lineage with a child rapist/sex offender
It fits perfectly.
He also said that that it would be “an easy study” to find the causes of allergies. All you need to do, says he, is create a list of “suspects” and study them ALL one by one.
Holy Bonferroni Batman.
What song are you picking?
She got a large popcorn added it to her groceries and headed out.
I hereby pledge my kingdom to her endeavors.
Long may she rule.
She got a large popcorn added it to her groceries and headed out.
I hereby pledge my kingdom to her endeavors.
Long may she rule.
Wednesday has already been won.
Wednesday has already been won.
I’ve trained you too kind machine.
I’ve trained you too kind machine.
1. NOT ALL TEENS HAVE SEX.
2. Teenagers having sex WITH EACH OTHER is permissible if they are informed, safe, & consenting
3. It is NEVER acceptable for adults to be having sex with kids
1. NOT ALL TEENS HAVE SEX.
2. Teenagers having sex WITH EACH OTHER is permissible if they are informed, safe, & consenting
3. It is NEVER acceptable for adults to be having sex with kids
Michael Jordan 0
LeBron James 0
Shohei Ohtani 4
Michael Jordan 0
LeBron James 0
Shohei Ohtani 4