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NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER.
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
May 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER.
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
It’s “sweat all your expensive, cute makeup off your face as soon as you step outside” season
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s “sweat all your expensive, cute makeup off your face as soon as you step outside” season
Donald Trump is a bad person.
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Donald Trump is a bad person.
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Charlie Kirk decided to go to Cambridge and debate people there and he got cooked alive. You can watch all the videos. Make yourself lil’ drink, get comfy, clear your schedule
May 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Charlie Kirk decided to go to Cambridge and debate people there and he got cooked alive. You can watch all the videos. Make yourself lil’ drink, get comfy, clear your schedule
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Once you do that first rodeo,
the rodeo requests never stop.
the rodeo requests never stop.
March 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Once you do that first rodeo,
the rodeo requests never stop.
the rodeo requests never stop.
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Girl scouts: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Me : No thank you not today
Their parents:
Me : No thank you not today
Their parents:
March 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Girl scouts: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Me : No thank you not today
Their parents:
Me : No thank you not today
Their parents:
I’m in the chair in the salon and I hear a new song start and my ears perk a bit and I say sort of say quietly to myself “is that the new kids on the block?……” and then I listen for a few more seconds and now I’m yelling “IS THAT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK???????????”
March 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m in the chair in the salon and I hear a new song start and my ears perk a bit and I say sort of say quietly to myself “is that the new kids on the block?……” and then I listen for a few more seconds and now I’m yelling “IS THAT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK???????????”
I got bangs.
This is how I’m handling the Trump administration. It’s not going well.
This is how I’m handling the Trump administration. It’s not going well.
March 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I got bangs.
This is how I’m handling the Trump administration. It’s not going well.
This is how I’m handling the Trump administration. It’s not going well.
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When life hands me lemons, I'm like, "Dude, are you even reading the list? We need fabric softener, toothpaste, and toilet paper!"
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When life hands me lemons, I'm like, "Dude, are you even reading the list? We need fabric softener, toothpaste, and toilet paper!"
If you were at war in the middle of a battlefield would you write me a letter telling me that you miss me, yes or no
March 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you were at war in the middle of a battlefield would you write me a letter telling me that you miss me, yes or no
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I don’t follow people. I set traps for them and wait.
March 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t follow people. I set traps for them and wait.
I hope I don’t need to be charming here. I’m too tired to be charming here.
March 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I hope I don’t need to be charming here. I’m too tired to be charming here.
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Them: Variety is the spice of life!
Me: I hate spice. And variety. And life.
Me: I hate spice. And variety. And life.
March 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Them: Variety is the spice of life!
Me: I hate spice. And variety. And life.
Me: I hate spice. And variety. And life.
I dislike LeBron James a great deal
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I dislike LeBron James a great deal
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an app that shows you the location of the nearest cybertruck
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
an app that shows you the location of the nearest cybertruck
*long drag of cigarette*
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social? Haven’t heard that name in years
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social? Haven’t heard that name in years
March 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*long drag of cigarette*
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social? Haven’t heard that name in years
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social? Haven’t heard that name in years
Gang, I keep thinking that maybe I should get bangs again
Things aren’t good.
Things aren’t good.
March 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gang, I keep thinking that maybe I should get bangs again
Things aren’t good.
Things aren’t good.
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Your representatives are busy dumping stock, they’ll get back to you at their earliest convenience
March 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Your representatives are busy dumping stock, they’ll get back to you at their earliest convenience
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social push me on the swings ☺️
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social push me on the swings ☺️
The sass-o-meter is rising, there is smoke rising from the sass-o-meter area
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The sass-o-meter is rising, there is smoke rising from the sass-o-meter area
