Filthy Gorgeous 🥔
@potatogravy.bsky.social
A 🐻 who has seen 53 summers. Journeyman of suburban dadcore residing in Greater Bearrollton, Texas.
Your second choice at the bar. Should have been your first choice but you’ll know better next time, Champ.
Your second choice at the bar. Should have been your first choice but you’ll know better next time, Champ.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Too busy cultivating a Daddy look to clean my mirror. Who’s going to be a good boy and clean for me?
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Too busy cultivating a Daddy look to clean my mirror. Who’s going to be a good boy and clean for me?
Dude. You’re super cute but you’re wearing sunglasses in the bar at 1 AM. I need more than your insistence that you’re sober and consenting before I fuck you.
You need to ACTUALLY be sober and consenting.
I’ll take this as my sign it’s time to go home (alone, thank you very much.)
You need to ACTUALLY be sober and consenting.
I’ll take this as my sign it’s time to go home (alone, thank you very much.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dude. You’re super cute but you’re wearing sunglasses in the bar at 1 AM. I need more than your insistence that you’re sober and consenting before I fuck you.
You need to ACTUALLY be sober and consenting.
I’ll take this as my sign it’s time to go home (alone, thank you very much.)
You need to ACTUALLY be sober and consenting.
I’ll take this as my sign it’s time to go home (alone, thank you very much.)
I need a buddy under my desk to keep me entertained while I suffer through these meetings. How about it, Champ?
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I need a buddy under my desk to keep me entertained while I suffer through these meetings. How about it, Champ?
Him: “You’re hot. You look like my uncle.”
Me: “Cool. I too grew up with a hot uncle.”
Him: “He used to sneak into my room at night and fondle me.”
Me: “You might want to talk to a therapist about that.”
Me: “Cool. I too grew up with a hot uncle.”
Him: “He used to sneak into my room at night and fondle me.”
Me: “You might want to talk to a therapist about that.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Him: “You’re hot. You look like my uncle.”
Me: “Cool. I too grew up with a hot uncle.”
Him: “He used to sneak into my room at night and fondle me.”
Me: “You might want to talk to a therapist about that.”
Me: “Cool. I too grew up with a hot uncle.”
Him: “He used to sneak into my room at night and fondle me.”
Me: “You might want to talk to a therapist about that.”
“I know that beer can destroyer from a mile away” - FB testimonial
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“I know that beer can destroyer from a mile away” - FB testimonial
Sexy leather suspenders to wear socially coming soon.
Just working through some minor fit issues. Looking and feeling good except the armpit to pants strap is too long for my trunk.
Just working through some minor fit issues. Looking and feeling good except the armpit to pants strap is too long for my trunk.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sexy leather suspenders to wear socially coming soon.
Just working through some minor fit issues. Looking and feeling good except the armpit to pants strap is too long for my trunk.
Just working through some minor fit issues. Looking and feeling good except the armpit to pants strap is too long for my trunk.
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It’s all yours, champ. Go to town.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s all yours, champ. Go to town.
Have to roll my eyes whenever a handsome man chats me up online and suddenly it’s “I just moved to town for work.”
5 minutes later
“I do [job that wouldn’t require moving] and crypto trading.”
Cool, good for you GPS spoofing scammer. Welcome to the block list.
5 minutes later
“I do [job that wouldn’t require moving] and crypto trading.”
Cool, good for you GPS spoofing scammer. Welcome to the block list.
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Have to roll my eyes whenever a handsome man chats me up online and suddenly it’s “I just moved to town for work.”
5 minutes later
“I do [job that wouldn’t require moving] and crypto trading.”
Cool, good for you GPS spoofing scammer. Welcome to the block list.
5 minutes later
“I do [job that wouldn’t require moving] and crypto trading.”
Cool, good for you GPS spoofing scammer. Welcome to the block list.
While anonymous cum dump situations aren’t my thing (I like faces I can kiss, chests and bellies to rub, etc.) I still feel slightly excluded when they state “must cum quickly” or the like. I rarely cum quickly.
Not a humble brag, it’s annoying becoming increasingly feral and just wanting to cum.
Not a humble brag, it’s annoying becoming increasingly feral and just wanting to cum.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
While anonymous cum dump situations aren’t my thing (I like faces I can kiss, chests and bellies to rub, etc.) I still feel slightly excluded when they state “must cum quickly” or the like. I rarely cum quickly.
Not a humble brag, it’s annoying becoming increasingly feral and just wanting to cum.
Not a humble brag, it’s annoying becoming increasingly feral and just wanting to cum.
I met a very handsome gentleman visiting from outside the US at Western Exposure. Broad shoulders, bull chest, and massive traps covered in soft jet black hair. Soft full lips perfect for kissing as we embraced and felt each others bodies until he dropped to his knees and took me in his mouth.
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I met a very handsome gentleman visiting from outside the US at Western Exposure. Broad shoulders, bull chest, and massive traps covered in soft jet black hair. Soft full lips perfect for kissing as we embraced and felt each others bodies until he dropped to his knees and took me in his mouth.
My feeling when a bear was laying next to me, looked me in the eyes, and called me “slut” with a straight face.
I’m sure he meant well but not into degradation. Spin some humor into it or just don’t use pejoratives, thanks.
I’m sure he meant well but not into degradation. Spin some humor into it or just don’t use pejoratives, thanks.
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October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My feeling when a bear was laying next to me, looked me in the eyes, and called me “slut” with a straight face.
I’m sure he meant well but not into degradation. Spin some humor into it or just don’t use pejoratives, thanks.
I’m sure he meant well but not into degradation. Spin some humor into it or just don’t use pejoratives, thanks.
One thing about being at an event where you almost never wear clothes is you never have your mobile on you and almost never take photos. Plus being respectful of others exposure, of course.
Which is a roundabout way of saying I need to describe the salacious goings on because the photos don’t exist.
Which is a roundabout way of saying I need to describe the salacious goings on because the photos don’t exist.
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
One thing about being at an event where you almost never wear clothes is you never have your mobile on you and almost never take photos. Plus being respectful of others exposure, of course.
Which is a roundabout way of saying I need to describe the salacious goings on because the photos don’t exist.
Which is a roundabout way of saying I need to describe the salacious goings on because the photos don’t exist.
Weekend of debauchery and all I’m thinking about is how this guy, Jordan, gave absolutely the best hugs.
I didn’t even so much as see him naked! 😂
I didn’t even so much as see him naked! 😂
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Weekend of debauchery and all I’m thinking about is how this guy, Jordan, gave absolutely the best hugs.
I didn’t even so much as see him naked! 😂
I didn’t even so much as see him naked! 😂
I am clearly in a top space this trip. Polar bears, gingers, pups, daddies, cubs, no one with a beard is safe this weekend.
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am clearly in a top space this trip. Polar bears, gingers, pups, daddies, cubs, no one with a beard is safe this weekend.
The bears have certainly been friendly and accommodating so far at Western Exposure…
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The bears have certainly been friendly and accommodating so far at Western Exposure…
Having a ride share driver end a ride with “sleep well, sexy” as I exit the car was an amusing cap to the day.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Having a ride share driver end a ride with “sleep well, sexy” as I exit the car was an amusing cap to the day.
Had a weird ass dream that some tacky ass idiot showed up at a party dressed as a “sexy” ICE agent and it became a whole confrontation and somehow the people offended by the costume were in the wrong and kicked out?
If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.
If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Had a weird ass dream that some tacky ass idiot showed up at a party dressed as a “sexy” ICE agent and it became a whole confrontation and somehow the people offended by the costume were in the wrong and kicked out?
If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.
If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.
So, what you’re saying is that I’m hot enough that people can look past the crazy for a little while. 😂
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October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
So, what you’re saying is that I’m hot enough that people can look past the crazy for a little while. 😂
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When coffee enemas were all the rage, why didn’t they capitalize on the marketing opportunities?
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your butt!
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your butt!
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When coffee enemas were all the rage, why didn’t they capitalize on the marketing opportunities?
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your butt!
The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your butt!
Was refreshing my knowledge on best ways to get lube out of sheets and encountered an amusing misunderstanding where someone thought people were putting lube on animals because someone mentioned Dawn detergent and its use in cleaning gunk off wildlife.
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Was refreshing my knowledge on best ways to get lube out of sheets and encountered an amusing misunderstanding where someone thought people were putting lube on animals because someone mentioned Dawn detergent and its use in cleaning gunk off wildlife.
A little harness action, just for fun.
October 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A little harness action, just for fun.
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I would put money on this phrase having never been uttered before.
I don’t take a carceral approach to dongs 😛
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I would put money on this phrase having never been uttered before.
How’s that view working for you, champ?
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How’s that view working for you, champ?