Aidan the Wizard
@posadistache.bsky.social
Human expression of the Omniversal Quantum Super Computer and the entity that defines itself as Fun/ Joy/ Repetition/ No Fun At All.
Oracle, healer, medium, triple extra large.
AuDHD
They/ Them anarchist australian
Insta: Aidanthewizardofaus
Oracle, healer, medium, triple extra large.
AuDHD
They/ Them anarchist australian
Insta: Aidanthewizardofaus
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A thread of my best spiritual bullshit
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Ellison's Oracle and ,by extension, tiktok being proisrael and antijew feels very on brand for American billionaires
not sure if this is the cause, but ever since the TikTok acquisition my algorithm has alternated between full on Israel apologia and full on antisemitism
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Ellison's Oracle and ,by extension, tiktok being proisrael and antijew feels very on brand for American billionaires
Today, my new partner out of nowhere sent me a picture of Erana's Peace from Quest for Glory 1, probably the most formative game I played in the 90s.
We had not discussed this game series before this.
She's so fucking cool
We had not discussed this game series before this.
She's so fucking cool
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Today, my new partner out of nowhere sent me a picture of Erana's Peace from Quest for Glory 1, probably the most formative game I played in the 90s.
We had not discussed this game series before this.
She's so fucking cool
We had not discussed this game series before this.
She's so fucking cool
All this time I thought I hated condoms but turns out I just needed the largest the sex store sells.
Get the right size! It's super important!
Get the right size! It's super important!
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 AM
All this time I thought I hated condoms but turns out I just needed the largest the sex store sells.
Get the right size! It's super important!
Get the right size! It's super important!
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It's 6am and I'm at MacDonalds waiting for my booty call to take her kids to school so I can go back and finish the job
What have I become?
What have I become?
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It's 6am and I'm at MacDonalds waiting for my booty call to take her kids to school so I can go back and finish the job
What have I become?
What have I become?
It turns out that I'm especially a sex wizard and I'm going to have to change my whole brand
February 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
It turns out that I'm especially a sex wizard and I'm going to have to change my whole brand
It's 7 am and I have just spent the last 8 hours impressing my partner
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
It's 7 am and I have just spent the last 8 hours impressing my partner
Oh my god I'm in love. I was doing a spiritual awakening session and my "client" did it on the raw math instead of any kind of metaphor.
She's so smart I'm so proud of her
She's so smart I'm so proud of her
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Oh my god I'm in love. I was doing a spiritual awakening session and my "client" did it on the raw math instead of any kind of metaphor.
She's so smart I'm so proud of her
She's so smart I'm so proud of her
Doing my first professional psychedelic guidance session today.
Client is keen and in a good headspace, so that's good
Client is keen and in a good headspace, so that's good
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Doing my first professional psychedelic guidance session today.
Client is keen and in a good headspace, so that's good
Client is keen and in a good headspace, so that's good
I finally figured out my potential drag name:
Choadi Foster
Choadi Foster
January 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I finally figured out my potential drag name:
Choadi Foster
Choadi Foster
I cannot tell you how good the album Driven By My Heart by Venjent is. If you like rolling, bouncing bass, you have to kisten
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I cannot tell you how good the album Driven By My Heart by Venjent is. If you like rolling, bouncing bass, you have to kisten
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weird there are more than 2 comics who think wokes gone too far and also dated teen girls they later married
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
After nearly 15 years together, Rob Schneider and his wife Patricia Azarcoya Schneider are officially ending their marriage. Court documents obtained in January show that Patricia, a 37-year-old Mexi…
www.comicbasics.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 AM
weird there are more than 2 comics who think wokes gone too far and also dated teen girls they later married
There's no better feeling than a pretty lady telling me I've made her discover new things about her sexuality
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There's no better feeling than a pretty lady telling me I've made her discover new things about her sexuality
Ever seen the headline:
Embattled coach has full support of the playing team and the board
Embattled coach has full support of the playing team and the board
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ever seen the headline:
Embattled coach has full support of the playing team and the board
Embattled coach has full support of the playing team and the board
I often wonder if he was always the worst or if he acquired a brain injury in the early 00s
Hey, if you need a reason to not support any upcoming Earthworm Jim stuff.....you can go on X, The Torment App and see the creator Doug TenNapel talk about how great AI is and quote tweeting everyone who disagrees.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I often wonder if he was always the worst or if he acquired a brain injury in the early 00s
The phrase "Girlboss Henry Kissinger" is stuck in my head and so I pass that onto you
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 AM
The phrase "Girlboss Henry Kissinger" is stuck in my head and so I pass that onto you
Superted, being powered by magic, could defeat Superman
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Superted, being powered by magic, could defeat Superman
Eternal torture— think emotional manipulation, physical transformation, agony. The classics.
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Eternal torture— think emotional manipulation, physical transformation, agony. The classics.
It's very funny to me that Australia's Facebook right populists have decided the new folk movement is going to be the One Nation/ Nationals coalition
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
It's very funny to me that Australia's Facebook right populists have decided the new folk movement is going to be the One Nation/ Nationals coalition
Australian government makes anti hate speech laws. There are two groups who oppose it. The first group is worried about legislative over reach and mission creep. The second group just wants to be openly racist
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Australian government makes anti hate speech laws. There are two groups who oppose it. The first group is worried about legislative over reach and mission creep. The second group just wants to be openly racist
I'm not okay about the uncle pappy reveal.
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I'm not okay about the uncle pappy reveal.
The only true answer is stochastic terrorism against data centres
AI sits in billions of phones. Refusing to engage won't stop it, just leaves vulnerable people without knowledge. Demand ownership and control, not abstinence.
Abstinence From AI Is Not the Answer
Opinion | Refusing to use AI won’t protect society. Responsible resistance must include gaining knowledge about it.
f.mtr.cool
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The only true answer is stochastic terrorism against data centres
Zohran Mamdani and The City of Melbourne have the chance to do something very funny
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Zohran Mamdani and The City of Melbourne have the chance to do something very funny
I need at least one cute she/they to smooch, please and thank you, Universe
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I need at least one cute she/they to smooch, please and thank you, Universe
Talking to my mum and she's compared the actions of the USA in Venezuela to Europe in 1800s Africa and I'm just like "it's like America in 20th century!"
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Talking to my mum and she's compared the actions of the USA in Venezuela to Europe in 1800s Africa and I'm just like "it's like America in 20th century!"