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Alex 🦃 🔜 🎄
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Free Palestine
would really like to be on a bike ride
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Everyone should take a moment to do this survey! They're clearly using surveillance to create the choices because they included "find something to block the headlights on the GW Parkway" which has become an all consuming hobby horse after one (1) evening commute in the dark on the section near DCA
As part of Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail strategic planning we are conducting a visioning survey. FoMVT will use your responses to develop a 5-, 10-, and 15-year vision for the trail. Take this short survey and help us prioritize the future of the trail.
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December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Day 21 of #ALXBeercember time to give my poor bike the gift of a clean drivetrain and scrape the mud off from the last few days of riding with my supervisor: Robot Santa's Christmas Ale
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Day 20 of #ALXBeercember and it's big pinchin' time with the Colossal Claws 🦀🦀🦀
December 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Day 19 of #ALXBeercember we're through the Stargate with America Solera, I'm seeing double!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Day 18 of #ALXBeercember reporting in from the party closet (???)
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Day 17 of #ALXBeercember curl up next to a cozy can of Firelight's Aglow from Mast Landing or cuddle with a nice Octopus- your choice (or both?)
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Day 16 of #ALXBeercember and I'm feeling as chipper as this lil dude about getting a nice light lager!
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Day 15 of #ALXBeercember and we hit our first pour out of the season, yikes!!
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Day 14 of #ALXBeercember back on the IPA conga line. Pork project today was a bust but salvageable, not great for the vibes/Sunday scaries
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Day 13 of #ALXBeercember and I am as the label says full of Gratitude because this Robust Porter from Eredità is perfect for December drinking and a welcome change from the IPA conga line
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think the greatest theater going experience of my life was opening night of Snakes on a Plane at the AMC Tysons Corner- the moment where Samuel L Jackson says The Line and the whole house went INSANE, ✨MOVIE MAGIC✨
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Day 12 of #ALXBeercember and the beer is Phase 3's Swells, what's really swell is being home from work before the sun disappears AND it's fridaaaaay
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Using this as an opportunity to let this bee out of my bonnet- my jimmies are still rustled by the RCA meeting on the Braddock Rd changes.

Specifically it was the fearmongering & pearl clutching about needing parking over pedestrian and cycling safety from a church called "Good Shepherd"- yuh huh
~Once a month another parent at preschool pickup/dropoff asks about our ebike & says they're considering one. Love preaching the good word!

Follow up questions are always:
1) is it OK on hills?
2) is _____ road safe to ride on?

# 1 is always yes!

Would be nice to always say yes to # 2
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ITS COMING HOME LADS
Last Saturday, we held team tryouts as we gear up to bring back the Mayor’s Cup rugby match! I’m excited to share that, in partnership with our sister city of Dundee Scotland, we are going to bring back this tradition in May 2026.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Day 11 of #ALXBeercember stay inside, don't make unnecessary journeys!! It's a Blizzard of Hops!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Day 10 of #ALXBeercember more like Beerpril, I had to shed a layer on my ride home! Time to cool off with a Grand Point IPA
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Day 9 of #ALXBeercember feeling a little metal
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Survey includes a question of how many vehicles/transport items your household has and it specifies how many "USEABLE BICYCLES" you have and I would like to know which anti-'n+1'-ite wrote this insulting question
Come for the transportation survey (which all of you should take), stay for the bold new neighborhood boundary map
The City of Alexandria wants to know how you’re getting to the grocery store, the gym, and your favorite restaurant, and what might get you to leave the car at home more often.

December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I've said it once and I'll say it again- Sean Penn's Lockjaw character in OBAA is about 90% of a pitch perfect recreation of this dipshit. He just needs to do the voice work and we are ready for an absolutely insane and lurid Nuzzi/Lizza flick
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Day 8 of #ALXBeercember and it's the first time I'm banking one of these- this is warm weather or at least in the sunshine beer!
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Del Ray tree is very nice but if you want something with substance, go ride/walk/skate/drive/paraglide by Travis's handsome tree
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Day 7 of #ALXBeercember and it's my first one with the sun in the sky! It's the Alesmith IPA and some bike maintenance
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Day 6 of #ALXBeercember has us back in the Party Bathroom to pay proper homage to Notch's French Disko- this was really good, a funky lager
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Day 5 of #ALXBeercember with the second disappointing Hazy IPA of the week but very appointed with how our bb outdoor tree looks with a little snow on it!
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Day 4 of #ALXBeercember entering the star gate with Oxbow's Space Cowboy
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM