"What? What do you mean you couldn't find my house?"

This made my day! Absolutely delicious!

The Gin Blossoms 'Hey jealousy' is the greatest 90s song. Fight me.

Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today

I feel so guilty about not giving my dogs a taste of my food that I list out ingredients that are bad for them in hopes of their understanding and forgiveness.

I feel like the pope would dig doom eternal.

I love these

I am not a bee pretending to be a person at a restaurant. I don't want honey on my pizza.