PolkaFluxx
@polkafluxx.bsky.social
Part-cyborg (cochlear implant) gay geek.
Legs and socks enthusiast.
Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social
🔞NSFW
Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.
Legs and socks enthusiast.
Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social
🔞NSFW
Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.
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Happy accident with unpacking, to subconsciously turn a figure from my young teens into a fabulous hippy queer activist.
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Happy accident with unpacking, to subconsciously turn a figure from my young teens into a fabulous hippy queer activist.
After six months of moving across country back to my hometown… Finally having budget for shelves to make the house more homely. Still a work in progress, many pictures to hang up and a few boxes left to unpack.
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
After six months of moving across country back to my hometown… Finally having budget for shelves to make the house more homely. Still a work in progress, many pictures to hang up and a few boxes left to unpack.
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
Watching Life-Size for the first time since the 90s. Not gonna lie, it bangs. It ran so Barbie the Movie could walk.
🎶 Shine bright, shine far. Be a starrrrrr 🎶
🎶 Shine bright, shine far. Be a starrrrrr 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Life-Size for the first time since the 90s. Not gonna lie, it bangs. It ran so Barbie the Movie could walk.
🎶 Shine bright, shine far. Be a starrrrrr 🎶
🎶 Shine bright, shine far. Be a starrrrrr 🎶
Dang earworm haunting me again after 25 years.
Kellogg's Fruit 'n Fibre - Tutti Frutti (2000, UK)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
m.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dang earworm haunting me again after 25 years.
Christ, this one has brought back a forgotten memory.
My little sister got this out of a birthday balloon about 5yo and I’d never seen her so obsessed with something.
My little sister got this out of a birthday balloon about 5yo and I’d never seen her so obsessed with something.
I had a number of favorites, but Goochy was probably the most unique!
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Christ, this one has brought back a forgotten memory.
My little sister got this out of a birthday balloon about 5yo and I’d never seen her so obsessed with something.
My little sister got this out of a birthday balloon about 5yo and I’d never seen her so obsessed with something.
Certain Wicked: For Good reviews just seem to be from people who have no clue how musicals tend to work.
Act 1: Learn the setting and characters, lots of jolly fun with certain things that’s not quite right.
Act 2: Everything falls apart with a meloncholic ending.
Act 1: Learn the setting and characters, lots of jolly fun with certain things that’s not quite right.
Act 2: Everything falls apart with a meloncholic ending.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Certain Wicked: For Good reviews just seem to be from people who have no clue how musicals tend to work.
Act 1: Learn the setting and characters, lots of jolly fun with certain things that’s not quite right.
Act 2: Everything falls apart with a meloncholic ending.
Act 1: Learn the setting and characters, lots of jolly fun with certain things that’s not quite right.
Act 2: Everything falls apart with a meloncholic ending.
Post your favourite Beanie Baby
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post your favourite Beanie Baby
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
In lieu of hump day: Anyone got any advice/tricks. for bum cheek spots induced by stress?!
Sensitive skin scrub, aqueous cream and Sudocrem doesn’t seem to do a thing.
Sensitive skin scrub, aqueous cream and Sudocrem doesn’t seem to do a thing.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
In lieu of hump day: Anyone got any advice/tricks. for bum cheek spots induced by stress?!
Sensitive skin scrub, aqueous cream and Sudocrem doesn’t seem to do a thing.
Sensitive skin scrub, aqueous cream and Sudocrem doesn’t seem to do a thing.
Who was your first porn crush?
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Who was your first porn crush?
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Launch of a local Christmas market was a bit more manic than I expected!
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Launch of a local Christmas market was a bit more manic than I expected!
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
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Melania to Donald after seeing the latest round of Epstein emails:
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Melania to Donald after seeing the latest round of Epstein emails:
An A3 size worth of pig’s skin turned into salty snacks for the weekend. Not bad for £3 to occupy me in the kitchen this quiet evening.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An A3 size worth of pig’s skin turned into salty snacks for the weekend. Not bad for £3 to occupy me in the kitchen this quiet evening.
I’m still wound up about this.
Those who scream the loudest about protecting kids with blaming entire demographics of people for the abuse without evidence; always prove themselves to be the biggest enablers of child abusers or are abusers themselves.
Those who scream the loudest about protecting kids with blaming entire demographics of people for the abuse without evidence; always prove themselves to be the biggest enablers of child abusers or are abusers themselves.
NEW VIDEO! J.K. Rowling is willing to sacrifice the safety of every child working on her new Harry Potter show by allowing a child rapist on set in order to generate money to target the trans community. That’s her priorities ringing out, loud and clear.
#GenderCriticalFascism
#GenderCriticalFascism
J.K. Rowling and the Royal Kiddy Fiddler
YouTube video by EssenceOfThought
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m still wound up about this.
Those who scream the loudest about protecting kids with blaming entire demographics of people for the abuse without evidence; always prove themselves to be the biggest enablers of child abusers or are abusers themselves.
Those who scream the loudest about protecting kids with blaming entire demographics of people for the abuse without evidence; always prove themselves to be the biggest enablers of child abusers or are abusers themselves.
Boy Kills World. Had no subtitles on Paramount+ for over a year, really want to watch it but I can’t, I’m deaf. It get uploaded to a different streaming site finally… yet still no subtitles.
It’s a movie about a deaf guy, that apparently deaf people shouldn’t have access to be able to watch it.
It’s a movie about a deaf guy, that apparently deaf people shouldn’t have access to be able to watch it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Boy Kills World. Had no subtitles on Paramount+ for over a year, really want to watch it but I can’t, I’m deaf. It get uploaded to a different streaming site finally… yet still no subtitles.
It’s a movie about a deaf guy, that apparently deaf people shouldn’t have access to be able to watch it.
It’s a movie about a deaf guy, that apparently deaf people shouldn’t have access to be able to watch it.
Oldest selfie on my phone.
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone.
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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For the first time ever, we had to fast-forward through a new Snatch Game to the runway.
This week’s episode of Drag Race UK was unbelievably bad, to the point I’d hope there’d be no winners and a triple elimination. I want what the judges are drinking.
This week’s episode of Drag Race UK was unbelievably bad, to the point I’d hope there’d be no winners and a triple elimination. I want what the judges are drinking.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
For the first time ever, we had to fast-forward through a new Snatch Game to the runway.
This week’s episode of Drag Race UK was unbelievably bad, to the point I’d hope there’d be no winners and a triple elimination. I want what the judges are drinking.
This week’s episode of Drag Race UK was unbelievably bad, to the point I’d hope there’d be no winners and a triple elimination. I want what the judges are drinking.
Happy Fat Cock Friday / FCF indeed!
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Fat Cock Friday / FCF indeed!
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
The amount of people trying to follow, who think their blank profiles would be an exception to my clear info of “lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked” - Seriously, you guys are weird and you suck.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The amount of people trying to follow, who think their blank profiles would be an exception to my clear info of “lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked” - Seriously, you guys are weird and you suck.
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How I was left after @tedtalk420.bsky.social was finished with me this past weekend 😏🥴
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
How I was left after @tedtalk420.bsky.social was finished with me this past weekend 😏🥴
How can a show with Sarah Paulson and Glenn Close be so bad?
Then I realise. Dying years of Ryan Murphy and casting Kim Kardashian after AHS: Delicate again should’ve been a clue.
Then I realise. Dying years of Ryan Murphy and casting Kim Kardashian after AHS: Delicate again should’ve been a clue.
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How can a show with Sarah Paulson and Glenn Close be so bad?
Then I realise. Dying years of Ryan Murphy and casting Kim Kardashian after AHS: Delicate again should’ve been a clue.
Then I realise. Dying years of Ryan Murphy and casting Kim Kardashian after AHS: Delicate again should’ve been a clue.
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The face. The cock.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The face. The cock.
The face. The cock.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The face. The cock.