PolkaFluxx
@polkafluxx.bsky.social
Part-cyborg (cochlear implant) gay geek.
Legs and socks enthusiast.
Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social
🔞NSFW
Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.
Legs and socks enthusiast.
Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social
🔞NSFW
Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.
I’m so bloody horny and grateful for my partner, my best buddy and friends. I like playing with your willies.
I may still feel a little drunk from a night out in Ipswich.
I may still feel a little drunk from a night out in Ipswich.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m so bloody horny and grateful for my partner, my best buddy and friends. I like playing with your willies.
I may still feel a little drunk from a night out in Ipswich.
I may still feel a little drunk from a night out in Ipswich.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Public service announcement:
Fucking your friend’s face is rather fun, actually.
Fucking your friend’s face is rather fun, actually.
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Public service announcement:
Fucking your friend’s face is rather fun, actually.
Fucking your friend’s face is rather fun, actually.
A lovely evening of pizza and French movies, helping my best buddy rest up.
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A lovely evening of pizza and French movies, helping my best buddy rest up.
Niece Trillian is really enjoying the movie Poor Things.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Niece Trillian is really enjoying the movie Poor Things.
Back in the South East for a week!
Still unsure about the new haircut 🤔
Still unsure about the new haircut 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Back in the South East for a week!
Still unsure about the new haircut 🤔
Still unsure about the new haircut 🤔
Definitely first winter “portrait” of the year. As you can see, I’m thrilled for the season. Thrilled, I tell you.
@tedtalk420.bsky.social really tried.
@tedtalk420.bsky.social really tried.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Definitely first winter “portrait” of the year. As you can see, I’m thrilled for the season. Thrilled, I tell you.
@tedtalk420.bsky.social really tried.
@tedtalk420.bsky.social really tried.
At least it’s a dry and sunny day, for a vertigo appointment in the city. Sigh.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
At least it’s a dry and sunny day, for a vertigo appointment in the city. Sigh.
Happy accident with unpacking, to subconsciously turn a figure from my young teens into a fabulous hippy queer activist.
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Happy accident with unpacking, to subconsciously turn a figure from my young teens into a fabulous hippy queer activist.
After six months of moving across country back to my hometown… Finally having budget for shelves to make the house more homely. Still a work in progress, many pictures to hang up and a few boxes left to unpack.
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
After six months of moving across country back to my hometown… Finally having budget for shelves to make the house more homely. Still a work in progress, many pictures to hang up and a few boxes left to unpack.
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
And forgotten that the Funko Pops I’m keeping are still a bloody lot!
Post your favourite Beanie Baby
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post your favourite Beanie Baby
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
The only one I had, and the only one I wanted. I was super into parrots and snakes at the time.
Who was your first porn crush?
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Who was your first porn crush?
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Edu Boxer.
I was discovering free gay porn mags from the city as a teen, and an interview with Boxer was in the first copy I picked. Been infatuated ever since.
Launch of a local Christmas market was a bit more manic than I expected!
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Launch of a local Christmas market was a bit more manic than I expected!
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
A very chilly afternoon out with family for Ted’s birthday 😊
An A3 size worth of pig’s skin turned into salty snacks for the weekend. Not bad for £3 to occupy me in the kitchen this quiet evening.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An A3 size worth of pig’s skin turned into salty snacks for the weekend. Not bad for £3 to occupy me in the kitchen this quiet evening.
Oldest selfie on my phone.
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone.
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
Of course it would be from an era, where a gay man must experiment with bleached hair at least once before he’s 30. Such a late bloomer for facial hair too 😅
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy Fat Cock Friday / FCF indeed!
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Fat Cock Friday / FCF indeed!
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
With helpings from @splatterchimp.bsky.social 😋
The first three episodes of All’s Fair with Kim Kardashian but in reverse and lacking any personality. And I’m worse off for watching it, thank you and good night.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The first three episodes of All’s Fair with Kim Kardashian but in reverse and lacking any personality. And I’m worse off for watching it, thank you and good night.
The face. The cock.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The face. The cock.
Making plans with @splatterchimp.bsky.social and @tedtalk420.bsky.social for later this week left me in a certain mood.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Making plans with @splatterchimp.bsky.social and @tedtalk420.bsky.social for later this week left me in a certain mood.
First time providing sweets for trick or treaters. Thought I over-stocked, ended up having to open up a bag of cheap lollies within two hours and roughly a hundred kids.
Bloody hell, I underestimated my new neighbourhood.
Two cheeky little fuckers took two, may the Halloween greed curse beckon.
Bloody hell, I underestimated my new neighbourhood.
Two cheeky little fuckers took two, may the Halloween greed curse beckon.
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
First time providing sweets for trick or treaters. Thought I over-stocked, ended up having to open up a bag of cheap lollies within two hours and roughly a hundred kids.
Bloody hell, I underestimated my new neighbourhood.
Two cheeky little fuckers took two, may the Halloween greed curse beckon.
Bloody hell, I underestimated my new neighbourhood.
Two cheeky little fuckers took two, may the Halloween greed curse beckon.
Very apt for my fox suit to arrive on Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Very apt for my fox suit to arrive on Halloween!
What happens when I see my friends dicks? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What happens when I see my friends dicks? 🤔
So tired, but so happy. First time cooking for my mum for two decades and first time cooking for my stepdad. They’re finding excuses and offering money for future dinner dates now.
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So tired, but so happy. First time cooking for my mum for two decades and first time cooking for my stepdad. They’re finding excuses and offering money for future dinner dates now.