POGtastic
pogtastic.bsky.social
POGtastic
@pogtastic.bsky.social
Software engineer, big blue semiconductor company. POG = Personnel Other than Grunt. Wife guy. Dog guy. Terrible chess player.
As much as I despise the Bills and hope that Josh Allen keeps getting sacked over and over again, I like watching Matt Prater kick field goals. Guy's been in the league forever and he's still got it
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Ugh! Rotator Cuff Man's only weakness!
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kiddo currently looks like a hockey player, she's lost like 5 teeth and none of the adult teeth have grown in yet
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Since posting this I have walked into the bedroom multiple times and found him happily snoozing on my pillow.

He is not, in fact, too old to jump on the bed. He is just lazy and pretends to be a sad crippled old animal so that I will pick up his 90-pound ass and put him on the bed
Dudley is now too old to jump up on the bed to snuggle with my wife :(

Going to have to build his arthritic ass a ramp or something
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How come I don't get this gold standard of compassionate medical advice?? I'm married to her!
"I am a grown woman, and I reserve the right to feel anything, google it for several hours, send Brynn a text that says 'lol help,' and receive the gold standard of compassionate medical advice."
Keep Health Care Between Me, the Internet, and My Friend Who Is a Nurse
Senators, please get OUT of my uterus so my friend Brynn, who is almost finished with nursing school, can get in there STAT. My body doesn’t need t...
buff.ly
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing so hard
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kiddo found out that we can read to a therapy dog at the library and asked if we could do that. I made the appointment because, well, I'm not a jerk. But I'd like to know why our two perfectly good dogs aren't enough, considering that they always lie down in her room for bedtime stories
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The IHOP kids' menu has taught my daughter how to make the Cool
S and I am considering my legal options
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dudley is now too old to jump up on the bed to snuggle with my wife :(

Going to have to build his arthritic ass a ramp or something
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
As someone who did his entire term at MCAS Yuma, please continue to inject this shit directly into my veins. Thank you.
They called them Near Abroad Direct Action Operations, NADA Ops. The "joke" in the CalSec cafeterias, which made its way out later in the hearings was that "What does the operator say when asked if there are civilians in the area? Nada...oops!". Even decades later, Arizona didn't find it funny.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Turbinado cane sugar sucks ass and doesn't actually dissolve very well in coffee
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Jambalaya

1 bell pepper
2 ribs celery
1 onion
Garlic
Canned or fresh tomato
Oregano
Paprika
Garlic and onion powder
Salt
Pepper
3/4 cup rice
1 quart chicken broth
Splash of Worcestershire and/or soy sauce
Andouille sausage, shrimp, chicken, tofu, or even just plain beans
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My really cringe high school politics phase was "libertarian who earnestly believed that people would prefer making money to being racist" followed by real life repeatedly demonstrating that people actually LOVE sacrificing money in order to be racist
people talking about their "nazi phase" is so weird to me because i've been a normie lib all my life outside of when i had like a six month phase in 2014 where i entertained antiwoke libertarian ideas because of youtube and then halfway through a video i was like "wait this is all stupid as shit"
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really need to start getting flu shots

The dogs are happy though, they've had a stinky feverish human snuggling with them for 24+ hours (and counting!) who is too feeble to kick them off the bed for being buttheads
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
> 15 yard punt

????
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast
Get this Fanduel shit off of my baseball broadcast
October 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Of all the celebrity deaths, Daniel Naroditsky is probably the one that's affected me the most. This absolutely sucks. I'm really going to miss him
October 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
me filling out the ballot on my local county's property tax levy questions
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I told him to get the F out of the kitchen and now he's pouting
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Defensive touchdowns will never stop being funny
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Rave: I've lost enough weight that I had to dig my old pairs of jeans out of the bottom of the drawer

Rant: They smell intensely like cedar, in a bad way, even after going through the wash
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A great exercise on this is to go look up the municipal budget of some rinky-dink city in your state.

Having the cash flow of a billionaire would not quite be enough to cover the budget of Roseburg, Oregon (population 24,000, annual budget $113 million).
Donald Trump is exploiting the same thing all the big billionaire boosters do - people's ignorance of the scale of modern economies and states. A billionaire has a lot of money for a person. Their accessible wealth is still a pittance for any state or arguably even individual cities.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Maaaaan my local climbing gym is going out of business and the next nearest one is like a 20 minute drive away
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM