Poet Lorien (Brian)
@poetlorien.bsky.social
Bisexual soclialist, NBA Draft analyst. Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun!
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So called free thinkers when it's time to eat goop and slime from a can
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So called free thinkers when it's time to eat goop and slime from a can
Never heard of self care / half your brain just ain't there
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Never heard of self care / half your brain just ain't there
Nothing but misfortune and shame to the misbegotten Milwaukee Brewers franchise. Bob Uecker is in Hell
October 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Nothing but misfortune and shame to the misbegotten Milwaukee Brewers franchise. Bob Uecker is in Hell
[Eddie Murphy Voice]
My Feeb likes to
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the tiiiimeee
My Feeb likes to
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the tiiiimeee
June 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
[Eddie Murphy Voice]
My Feeb likes to
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the tiiiimeee
My Feeb likes to
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the time
Bite me all the tiiiimeee
Gord, what have you done? You're a big meowy boy, and you stand on the counter
June 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gord, what have you done? You're a big meowy boy, and you stand on the counter
Oh hey I remembered my password. Here's Gord
May 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oh hey I remembered my password. Here's Gord
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did a 2025 draft episode on the wings with @poetlorien.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3nFF...
Episode 38: 2025 Draft Wings
Dennis Podman: A (Mostly) Chicago Bulls Podcast · Episode
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March 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
did a 2025 draft episode on the wings with @poetlorien.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3nFF...
Emperor Gordiolanus I surveying his lands
February 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Emperor Gordiolanus I surveying his lands
T minus 6 months until the Dems try to gaslight people into thinking Biden was never actually president
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
T minus 6 months until the Dems try to gaslight people into thinking Biden was never actually president
Neo conservatism is and always has been the struggle between intranational capitalism and global capitalism
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Neo conservatism is and always has been the struggle between intranational capitalism and global capitalism
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Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
Wow Trump pulled the Hat Man too?
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wow Trump pulled the Hat Man too?
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
He is sad that his name sake is gone
January 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He is sad that his name sake is gone
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The plan is that I’ll be joined by @poetlorien.bsky.social for a 2-part NBA Draft discussion on the Locked in Hawks podcast tonight.
Locked On Hawks - Daily Podcast On The Atlanta Hawks
Basketball Podcast · 2,000 Episodes · Updated Daily
podcasts.apple.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The plan is that I’ll be joined by @poetlorien.bsky.social for a 2-part NBA Draft discussion on the Locked in Hawks podcast tonight.
G O R D, four capital letters. Printed in gold, cause details make the girls sweat
December 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
G O R D, four capital letters. Printed in gold, cause details make the girls sweat
At what point are these continued ads for Deadpool considered some sort of terrorist act
December 16, 2024 at 10:45 PM
At what point are these continued ads for Deadpool considered some sort of terrorist act
People are so performative weird about the last two Indiana Jones movies. They're fine! Dial is good, even. It's Gen X Last Jedi shit all over again
December 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
People are so performative weird about the last two Indiana Jones movies. They're fine! Dial is good, even. It's Gen X Last Jedi shit all over again
New Fumito Ueda game
December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
New Fumito Ueda game
This Indiana Jones game is unlike anything I've ever played before, I think
December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This Indiana Jones game is unlike anything I've ever played before, I think
You're goddamn right
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 AM
You're goddamn right
Name to me a better video game. You cannot www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFP...
The Beauty of Shadow of the Colossus | Flurdeh
YouTube video by Flurdeh
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December 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Name to me a better video game. You cannot www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFP...