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I'm so mad that Peter Jackson didn't follow the book and have Saruman reveal that he's wearing Joseph's Amazing TechniColor Dream Coat
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
love the constant repetition in Tolkien of a character asking for the counsel of some figure of wisdom, who responds with, essentially, "I have no fuckin' clue. You should be ready for anything probably."
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
aunt warning us to put money in precious metals before the government makes us all need digital ID rfid chips to participate in the economy or whatever
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
stuffing ready for deployment
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
newly-noticed hobbit name for this LOTR reread: Sancho Proudfoot. Imagining one random, incredibly out-of-place, conspicuously Latino hobbit
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I can't eat ramen because it gives me visions of the Chosei Coal Mine Disaster
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
gotta say, a bit disappointed with One Battle After Another. Very good, great performances, but a lesser PTA film
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The foul Beast doth haunt my every move
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Blake
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if a Mike Johnson is ousted as Speaker of the House, will he know about that?
I can't tell if this is currently 1) unthinkable or 2) conventional wisdom but I kinda think Johnson is going to lose the Speakership when the House comes back in session
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
an employee of his just brought flowers to our house and told us how great he was, and said "thank you for sharing him." my dad left nothing but love behind and that's how I know he is with the LORD
please pray for my family. My dad passed away this morning
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the part of Brothers Karamazov where the monastery panics over the decomposition of Zosima's body always read as dark comedy to me. Not anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
please pray for my family. My dad passed away this morning
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the greatest moments in all of sports are the ones after the final out of the World Series, when a bunch of grown adult millionaires become children again. When the other bunch of grown adult millionaires can cry without shame. it's all right there
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
made some roasted eyeballs in virgin blood
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Antifa Mike, what's the worst thing about Antifa?"

"uh, probably... The... THE DEMENTORS!"
Fox News has this guy dress up and role-play as Antifa, Mexican Cartel, and come up to give interviews whilst disguised in a face mask.

Meanwhile, this is actually Robert J. O'Neill -- Fox News and Seal Team Six guy who claims to be the guy who put down bin Laden. 🤷‍♀️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKwz...
Fox News Is Just Elder Abuse At This Point
YouTube video by Pawlitics
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Islamophobia is so weird to me since my workplace in college was almost entirely comprised of Muslims. I asked how Ramadan was going in December because I thought it was always in December for some reason. The lads and I talked soccer. They declared me an honorary Arab because I liked Man City.
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
why do Republicans always pointedly call them the "Democrat party"? What's the deal with that
October 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
you didn't hear much about Jane Goodall the last few years. Honestly I kind of forgot about her a while ago. The last decade of unrelenting Pynchonian madness pushed out that kind of widely beloved universally admirable figure. We gotta get back to having those. RIP
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
saw Octoberfest at the grocery store today. We're back, boys and girls
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Blake
Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
listening to everyone's favorite Canadian progressive rock power trio
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
white! Chicken! Chili!
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it's always September with these people
According to TikTok, the Rapture will be on September 23.
September 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM