also the American Civil War would be the absolute best case scenario. This time we would get the Yugoslav Wars

that's how you tell it's well marbled

I don't know the chronology but maybe just mindless aping of lotr?

*guy who has seen There Will Be Blood voice*

"Not sure this one quite measures up to There Will Be Blood"

"you need an alb?! What's your size?"

at first I thought this meant he kept the vestment bag at all times as to be ready for any priestly vestiture emergencies he may spontaneously encounter

oh man this reminds me of a cheap ass shirt I got in Hawaii featuring surfboards, dragons, and the North Carolina Tar Heels logo

the Appalachians are ancient, yet glorified hills. The Rockies are tall, but inhuman and vulgar. The Cascades are tasteful, lush, and humanely beautiful. And some of them are full of molten rock

sure but what about a wacky heist with a gang of academic ne'er-do-wells

this is much less plausible now that Rs have explicitly rejected a D deal proposal

I don't understand how this whole thing could possibly be hurting Dems more than Reps