Sebastian Corvette
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I was the first person to tweet about Horse Appleman
Pacing around like a caged liger
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Pacing around like a caged liger
FUCK... It finally sunk in that I'm almost 40 years away from being 70
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
FUCK... It finally sunk in that I'm almost 40 years away from being 70
"Twists and turns"
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
"Twists and turns"
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
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Bradley Cooper is working on a script for Maestro 2
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Bradley Cooper is working on a script for Maestro 2
Dropped my Kindle into the hot tub... I wish I had a time machine
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Dropped my Kindle into the hot tub... I wish I had a time machine
Soooo the year 2025 just ended for the first time in all of recorded history. And we're just going about business as usual?
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Soooo the year 2025 just ended for the first time in all of recorded history. And we're just going about business as usual?
Modern day sirens suck... If I hear a fire truck or ambulance on a distant island, I'm not going to be lured to my death at all
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Modern day sirens suck... If I hear a fire truck or ambulance on a distant island, I'm not going to be lured to my death at all
Let’s just say RL Stine Wuthering Heights was… NOT on my 2026 bingo card 😅
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Let’s just say RL Stine Wuthering Heights was… NOT on my 2026 bingo card 😅
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Oh to be a fly on a wall....
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh to be a fly on a wall....
Define your music taste in 8 artists
Of Montreal
King Gizzard
Jeff Rosenstock
Elliott Smith
MGMT
Pink Floyd
BCNR
Julia Holter
Of Montreal
King Gizzard
Jeff Rosenstock
Elliott Smith
MGMT
Pink Floyd
BCNR
Julia Holter
Define your music taste in eight artists:
pinback
streetlight manifesto
modest mouse
angelo badalamenti
they might be giants
blink-182
tom petty
pixies
pinback
streetlight manifesto
modest mouse
angelo badalamenti
they might be giants
blink-182
tom petty
pixies
Define your music taste in eight artists:
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Define your music taste in 8 artists
Of Montreal
King Gizzard
Jeff Rosenstock
Elliott Smith
MGMT
Pink Floyd
BCNR
Julia Holter
Of Montreal
King Gizzard
Jeff Rosenstock
Elliott Smith
MGMT
Pink Floyd
BCNR
Julia Holter
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If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire - that’s what it probably feels like stepping out of the prison bus and onto the soil right in front of a prison. Reading this piece may help you understand this, if only a little.
Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Out of the frying pan, into the fire - that’s what it probably feels like stepping out of the prison bus and onto the soil right in front of a prison. Reading this piece may help you understand this, if only a little.
Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
Yes, I wrote a piece in this entitled "Prison - Chapter 1".
Yes, it's about prison.
Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah.
No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book
Any other questions?
sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
Yes, it's about prison.
Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah.
No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book
Any other questions?
sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yes, I wrote a piece in this entitled "Prison - Chapter 1".
Yes, it's about prison.
Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah.
No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book
Any other questions?
sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
Yes, it's about prison.
Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah.
No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book
Any other questions?
sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....
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Being a reader and a writer is a life sentence. We are all, in a sense, cellmates. To celebrate our union, our first issue, "Sentenced to Prison" is now live on the website.
sentencedlit.com/te.15092025....
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sentencedlit.com/te.15092025....
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September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Being a reader and a writer is a life sentence. We are all, in a sense, cellmates. To celebrate our union, our first issue, "Sentenced to Prison" is now live on the website.
sentencedlit.com/te.15092025....
@plethodon.bsky.social
@wordlelover.bsky.social
sentencedlit.com/te.15092025....
@plethodon.bsky.social
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When you visit the bank, cash is king
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When you visit the bank, cash is king
I want to name my son Pablo, but I'm afraid the other kids will give him the nickname "Pablum" and he'll never live it down
September 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I want to name my son Pablo, but I'm afraid the other kids will give him the nickname "Pablum" and he'll never live it down
Whether you read at a kindergarten level, at a third grade level, or at another level entirely, there's something here for everyone. I will have something in the next issue, but it was deemed "too subversive" for issue #0
Sentenced is a trend-setting anarchist collective in the vein of K-Hole, InDecline, The Jogging, and Hipster Runoff. They're responsible for some of the most resonant 2020s culture, and now they bring you their Soft Skills with the soft-launch of "Sentenced," an online lit mag.
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Whether you read at a kindergarten level, at a third grade level, or at another level entirely, there's something here for everyone. I will have something in the next issue, but it was deemed "too subversive" for issue #0
John Lennon (afraid of ghosts): Imagine no possessions...
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
John Lennon (afraid of ghosts): Imagine no possessions...
Why don't we call a 53% waning gibbous what it is... a freaking half moon. I mean come on....
July 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why don't we call a 53% waning gibbous what it is... a freaking half moon. I mean come on....
I have a friend who's very tan & whenever someone says "orange man bad" or "we have a cheeto in the white house", he cries for hours.... So maybe cool it on those kinds of remarks???
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I have a friend who's very tan & whenever someone says "orange man bad" or "we have a cheeto in the white house", he cries for hours.... So maybe cool it on those kinds of remarks???
Didn't think twice about accepting all cookies from Cabot Farms' website. You make Greek yogurt as well as Cabot Farms and you've earned the right to give me as many cookies as you please
June 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Didn't think twice about accepting all cookies from Cabot Farms' website. You make Greek yogurt as well as Cabot Farms and you've earned the right to give me as many cookies as you please
Hickory Nut Gorge Green Salamander???
Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot???
NC really is one of the greatest states
Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot???
NC really is one of the greatest states
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hickory Nut Gorge Green Salamander???
Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot???
NC really is one of the greatest states
Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot???
NC really is one of the greatest states