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Netflix should do a 2024 wrap where it shows how long you spent searching
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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This is my 422nd post.
January 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is my 422nd post.
“That mid life crisis Zuck had really hit hard” I say to myself as I flick through the pages of the Harley Davidson website
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“That mid life crisis Zuck had really hit hard” I say to myself as I flick through the pages of the Harley Davidson website
Need a poster of Meryl Streep delivering to my office to cover the hole in the wall I’m about to start excavating. Also needed, rock hammer
January 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Need a poster of Meryl Streep delivering to my office to cover the hole in the wall I’m about to start excavating. Also needed, rock hammer
Santa Claus is coming to town
What’s a great song about a fictional character?
Mine: Eleanor Rigby
Mine: Eleanor Rigby
January 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Santa Claus is coming to town
Me listening to accounts explain why we haven’t got the finance or man power to build a better rocket ship
January 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me listening to accounts explain why we haven’t got the finance or man power to build a better rocket ship
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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
January 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
Two days into this diet and I’m already considering lipo
January 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Two days into this diet and I’m already considering lipo
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I spend 3 hours searching for a movie that lasts 90min
January 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I spend 3 hours searching for a movie that lasts 90min
One inch of snow in the UK is comparable to Vesuvius erupting next to Pompeii in terms of how much much of an inconvenience it can be.
January 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One inch of snow in the UK is comparable to Vesuvius erupting next to Pompeii in terms of how much much of an inconvenience it can be.
Going to start an OF of me flicking through streaming services claiming I’ve “already seen that” working title “that’s the one where……”
January 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Going to start an OF of me flicking through streaming services claiming I’ve “already seen that” working title “that’s the one where……”
Tomorrow when my work force come in I will be sure to remind each and every one of them that I haven’t seen them since last year. That’s how you motivate
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tomorrow when my work force come in I will be sure to remind each and every one of them that I haven’t seen them since last year. That’s how you motivate
Jim has got 146 followers now, he did it! He made it to three figures!! I am immensely proud!
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Jim has got 146 followers now, he did it! He made it to three figures!! I am immensely proud!
I’ve not had a vape for two days and the rage that is bubbling away within me is indescribable… apart from that I’ve never felt better
January 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’ve not had a vape for two days and the rage that is bubbling away within me is indescribable… apart from that I’ve never felt better
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I got a friend who is rather entertaining. Would be more active if more followed @plawn.bsky.social . We joined around the same time so we are kind of a boxed set.
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I got a friend who is rather entertaining. Would be more active if more followed @plawn.bsky.social . We joined around the same time so we are kind of a boxed set.
New year new me I say to myself as I slowly retrieve the Mars Bar covered in crushed Doritos I’ve been frying
December 31, 2024 at 7:31 PM
New year new me I say to myself as I slowly retrieve the Mars Bar covered in crushed Doritos I’ve been frying
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
It’s that time of year again, the part where I don’t know what month it is
December 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
It’s that time of year again, the part where I don’t know what month it is
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I always felt the old Christmas tunes needed modern follow ups.
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I always felt the old Christmas tunes needed modern follow ups.
Roll on 2pm Christmas Eve when I can finally get all my gift shopping done with minimal stress
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Roll on 2pm Christmas Eve when I can finally get all my gift shopping done with minimal stress
Do not scroll past Jim!!!
Heres another post to ignore. Keep scrolling. Im like a ghost on here anyway
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Do not scroll past Jim!!!
Feel like there could have been a follow up song where the halls were decked with something else
December 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Feel like there could have been a follow up song where the halls were decked with something else
Damn if this is what he can do with a telescope imagine what he’s going to do with the Superman franchise
😲The “Pillars of Creation” by James Webb Space Telescope 🌌 🛰️
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Damn if this is what he can do with a telescope imagine what he’s going to do with the Superman franchise
I wish to speak to a legal representative regarding this violent attack!
I’m just here to remind you that the nineties started almost 35 years ago.
December 19, 2024 at 8:17 AM
I wish to speak to a legal representative regarding this violent attack!