plants5eva.bsky.social
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but: politicians aren't your buddy, pal, or friend. They're fallible humans, and you shouldn't ever trust them. Not ever.

ALWAYS question the government, especially if your candidate won. It's your civic duty.
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It do be like that
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When your friends does sourdough #shorts
YouTube video by Charlie Berens
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September 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social @coreyrforrester.bsky.social

music.youtube.com/watch?v=RYcY...

This song came up on my playlist and I was like "who the hell is Walker Montgomery? This is JMM." He sounds so much like his dad!
I Love The Way You Love Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by Walker Montgomery
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August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Creo que hay una percepción social de que si tienes un pecho más o menos grande y no lo estás escondiendo debajo de una camiseta enorme y un sujetador reductor, estás presumiendo de tetas, provocando.
A lo mejor, solo a lo mejor, la gente con tetas simplemente está existiendo en su cuerpo.
August 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.
a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs
ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs
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August 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“I’m a smart person.” Please stop, you’re going to make God die laughing.
Dictator Donald Can Go To Hell
He dreams of martial law. America is saying no.
www.thegodpodcast.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@coreyrforrester.bsky.social Have you found this #history channel yet in your algorithm? I watched the newest one about how Sears Roebuck's catalog business helped with the fight for civil rights - really interesting! I'm gonna watch more videos. #blackhistory
youtube.com/@countryboi?...
One Mic History
Each episode centers around little known events or persons from Black history selected for their effect African Americans and American Culture.
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August 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm not a pepper head but I can take a little more spice than the average person.

McDonalds has a zippy spicy sauce for the egg McMuffin 🔥 and my sinuses are clearing out lol

#ThanksDEI #forrealthoty
August 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
y'all, I'm really gonna need the safe word app 😆
Anyone in Silicon Valley want to be an angel investor in one of my new apps??
July 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about
Donkeys and Elephants
A Poem
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May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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#Theoutpost
As the meteors blaze through Earth’s atmosphere at over 130,000 mph, they burn up in brilliant flashes of different colors – and those colors reveal what elements are inside.
More in alt
July 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
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July 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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89% of Americans want all information regarding the Epstein list released.

Thou shalt release the damn list.
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Oops: On Joe Rogan’s podcast in September 2018, Tulsi Gabbard acknowledged that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Rogan called it “amazing” that it took until 2016 for foreign election influence to become a major issue in the U.S.
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Oh hello there! Just sitting here really beyond pleased that Donald Jr reminded us that those who do not release the Epstein files are SCUM!

I absolutely agree and appreciate his candor
July 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
THIS JUST IN: Grandpa Simpson (I'm sorry, Grandpa Simpson) screams at a dog fight and thinks the dogs care 😂😂😂
June 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Uh oh, The Chicks (fka The Dixie Chicks) better watch out, OG GOP Cancel Culture™️ might be coming back too
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
'American deterrence is back'

Uh, no; once the US military bombed Iran, deterrence was over. Now it's a war.

The point of deterrence is the threat; once you attack them, they have nothing more to lose. Who's supposed to be winning here?

Istg 🤦‍♀️I just can't with these people.
June 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
..... was this because of that squeaky tank video going viral? 😬😶
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
June 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ruh roh, is Trump turning on MAGA faithful?
“I supported him and I apologize for doing so. He should be impeached and removed.”
Trump Voters Are Calling For His Impeachment Over Starting WW3
FAFO WW3.
www.thegodpodcast.com
June 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Wouldn’t be surprised if the local school board showed up at my home, zip tied me to a tree and proceeded to murder my family and burn down the house while the principal calmly reassured this would be temporarily painful but necessary, bc the family and house will grow back better with water.
June 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM