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Plant B
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Definitely a human just like everyone else
PhD in Plant Genetics , everything tutor
yeah i mean im on the same page but if someone is reading 5000 scholarship applications the first filter they're going to run them through is an AI checker
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
on top of everything else to consider when I'm writing, I have to make sure that I sound "human enough" for the AI checkers. From what I can tell, this often entails drastically lowering the quality of your writing in order to "maintain varied sentence structure"
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
spent three hours writing a scholarship essay only for three different AI checkers to say it was 17%, 42%, and 88% AI generated. I'm cooked guys. This sucks 🧪🌾
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
spent three hours writing a scholarship essay only for three different AI checkers to say it was 17%, 42%, and 88% AI generated. I'm cooked guys. This sucks
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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👀 What if I told you there was a hidden art gallery scattered across the country?

What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished?

What if I told you that I found them?

A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):
The disappearing art gallery in your post office
The U.S. Postal Service is home to thousands of historic works of art in post offices nationwide. Hundreds have been lost, sold or destroyed.
wapo.st
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
hey im coffeen here
WHAT EVEN IS NEW YORK STYLE COFFEE
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"I went to a bean event today!"
"I spent all day studying my beans"
"I just read this really cool bean paper!"
My life is a joke now
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The problem with studying bean 🫘 genetics is that everything you do sounds like a meme 😮‍💨
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February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The problem with studying bean 🫘 genetics is that everything you do sounds like a meme 😮‍💨
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February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Went to a bean industry event today and im sorry to report this is not bean flavored 😮‍💨
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
me doing a science minigame in a video game: huh ok this is probably kind of like real life a bit
me doing a minigame about my field of science in a video game: I have never seen anything farther from the real science than this
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January 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
sometimes i have a really hard time understanding something because i can't wrap my head around it being that simple. I was struggling to understand GWAS and then realized "oh my god it's just fancy "what genes does the experimental have that the control doesn't""
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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for everyone doing research tonight 🧪🌾
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
thesis proposal is going well 🌾🧪
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
for everyone doing research tonight 🧪🌾
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
when the thirty page paper has sixteen pages of figures and four pages of sources 🧪🌾
a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face
Alt: denzel looking relieved
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
pro tip: don't move to Michigan in January. Would not recommend
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
kinda wild that in order to qualify for SNAP where I live, I can't be making more than $1600 a month. This number drops if I have roommates.
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
can't believe i was at my (albeit fully remote) job for 9 whole years and then when I quit this week not a single person said goodbye.
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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me starting the PhD program I begged for
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
me starting the PhD program I begged for
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Starting my PhD today! My first day of 20th grade! 🧪
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
made the decision to move to Michigan during the winter. I am very smart
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
blue!
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM